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Old May 6th, 2004 #11
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Default This Tops Them All

my aunt told me this several years ago. she said saw it first hand, and she doesn't just tell tales, but it's still pretty incredible (ly stupid).

she was a nurse at a hospital in the bronx during the early 80s (after growing up in rural Nebraska!), and one night this woman brings her two sons into the emergency room. my aunt was filling out their forms or whatever, and the woman gives their names as "leah-mon-juh-low" and "oar-ahn-juh-low."

my aunt, a little vexed, asked her to spell them out, and this is what these kids were named:

LEMONJELLO
ORANGEJELLO

!!!!