The aliens you describe are to be found in every part of our country with the exception of one benighted holler in West Virginia.
Clearly Xuxa the White is reluctant to divulge info on his encounter.
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Originally Posted by Dresden
I must admit I recently had an encounter with aliens myself; One night in August they appeared. They were small, squat repugnant looking creatures with rows of sqaure teeth. Both the male and female of the species were covered in thick body hair, with a sloping bulbous face, and they spoke a strange language. They attempted to have me mate with one of their females in their strangely illuminated, vibrating vehicle. In addition, they smelled of beer, tacos, and grass clippings.
Creepy.
Dresden
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