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Old July 30th, 2005 #2
DJ_Zarathustra
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Well, operators are continuing to stand by, and I still haven't gotten any orders.

Maybe you're not convinced that these are really, really funny blonde jokes.
Fair enough. I'll give you another excerpt:

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A blonde painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the blonde contractor she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The blonde contractor wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"
"I'm sorry," he said. "But I have a crew of Mexicans laying sod across the street. "
Come on, people. These are the funniest blonde jokes you'll ever read.