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Old August 4th, 2009 #7
Chad Wentworth
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Originally Posted by Epirus View Post
Q: How can you stop an Albanian tank?
A: You shoot the soldier that is pushing it.

Q: Why is there a rubber-band shortage in Albania?
A: They're saving it for their satellite launch.

Q: Why is there a crisis in the Albanian economy?
A: Their donkey died.

Q: Why do Albanian submarines surface every five minutes?
A: To let the oarsmen breathe.