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Old February 16th, 2007 #3
J. Huston
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Default A couple more nigger jokes

And a couple more of my favorite nigger jokes:

A young nigger walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the
counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a
listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho
daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big white Mercedes, but the suits,
shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also
be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her
overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."
The nigger said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"

A midget walks in to a bar, takes a few shots of whiskey, jumps up on the bar
stool and said, "Hey, any of you motherfuckers want to fight me?" A guy 6 feet
two inches tall and weighing 253 lbs stood up and said, "I'll fight you!" That little
midget jumped on him and beat the shit out of him. Next night the midget walked
in and took a few shots, jumped on his bar stool and said, "Hey, any of you
motherfuckers want to fight me?" This time an even bigger guy stood up. He was
about 6 foot 5 inches and weighed 348 lbs. The midget jumped on him and beat
the shit out of him, too. So the bar owner went out and bought a gorilla and locked
it in the bathroom. Later that night the midget walked in, took a few shots of
whiskey and jumped on the bar stool and asked if there were any sons of bitches
that want to fight. This time no one stood up. The bar owner said, "There's a guy
in the bathroom that wants to kick your fucking ass." Now the gorilla was in the
bathroom for about 6 hours and was really pissed off. That midget walked into the
bathroom and there was all kinds of noise for about 2 hours. Finally that midget
walked out, sat down all out of breath, looked at the bar owner and said, "Tell
that damn nigger his fur coat is in the toilet."