Okie,
The gods may strike us down with a lightning bolt or bring a great famine on the land if we were ever to say anything bad about Dr. Pierce or suggest in any way a more successful recruiting practice.
We are considering carving Chairman Roper's internet postings on giant marble tablets so that years from now our holy scholars will be able to analyze and dissect the meaning of his every offhand remark. Having him bronzed and mounted would have great propaganda value but it wouldn't bring in as much money to the organization or have as much cultural significance as the black velvet Billy Roper painting or the Billy Roper lunchbox.
Ben Vinyard
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