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Old February 16th, 2007 #4
J. Huston
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A shit-load more of my favorite nigger jokes (I can't get enough of these):

id you hear of the new Black Barbie? * It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.

What's the difference between good black kids and bad black kids? * Good black kids are in medium security prisons.

What is the difference between a shotgun and a black man? * The black man kills more.

What do you call a bus full of blacks? * America's most wanted

What would you call a world without blacks? * A Dream come true!

What is the New York State motto? * Eat, Drink and be Merry, for tomorrow you may be killed by a nigger in Central park."

What do you call a black man in a suit? * Defendant

What do you say to a black man in a three-piece suit? * "Will the defendant please rise."

What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion? * A member of Crime stoppers of America

What happened to the black woman that had an abortion? * Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars.

What's the most popular transport in Harlem? * Police cars.

What is the most common form of transportation in Harlem? * Ambulances.

How do you get a black kid to take a shower? * Open a fire hydrant, and start selling crack on the other side.

If there are two black guys and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? * The white cop.

Why did blacks evolve huge motherfucking lips? * Blacks discovered weed pipes hundreds of years ago.

Why is the world like a bag of Jelly Beans? * Everyone Hates the Black Ones!

What's long, black, and smelly? * The unemployment line.

What qualifies as good behavior in a Harlem school? * Raising your hand before you pop a cap in the teacher.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by
* Three blacks? A victim.
* Twenty blacks? Coach
* Thirty blacks? Quarterback
* 200 blacks? Warden

Why don't blacks use checks? * Because they find it too hard to sign their names in spray paint.

A white boy and a black boy are having a race down a tunnel. Who won? * The white boy, the nigger had to stop and spray
paint "Muthafucka" on the wall.

What is a cocoon? * A black guy with a stutter

What's black, orange, and very pretty? * A nigger on fire.

What do you have if you've got a nigger up to his neck in cement? * Not enough cement.

Why do police dogs lick their asses so much? * To get the taste of NIGGER out of their mouths!

Why doesn't a black mom let her little boy play in the sand box? * She is afraid that the cat will come and cover it up!

Why aren't there any sandboxes in Harlem? * Cats keep trying to bury the baby niggers.

Why do black people lean to the middle when they drive? * They think the smells coming from the outside.

What do you call a new born black baby * A pile of shit.

Why do blacks carry shit in their wallet? * Identification.

Why does the black man carry a turd in his wallet? * Identification.

Why don't sharks attack blacks? * They mistake them for whale shit.

Why do blacks never get eaten by sharks? * Sharks like 'em crispy but not burned.

How long does it take a nigger to shit? * Nine months

What is the difference between niggers and dog shit? * The dog shit will eventually dry up, turn white, and quite stinking.

What's the difference between a nigger and a pile of shit? * After a while the shit turns WHITE, and doesn't stink anymore!

What's the difference between a nigger and a pile of cow shit? * The cow shit can be useful!

What is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? * The bucket.

What do poor black kids use instead of Play-Doh ? * Fresh dog shit.

Why do blacks want to be like old dry shit? * because its white and it smells less

Why don't black girls wear panties when they go out to eat? * It keeps the flies off the pizza.

Why don't blacks put Oder Eaters in their shoes? * Because it makes them disappear!

Why do blacks smell? * So blind people can hate them too!

Why do niggers have such flat noses? * When they are born the doctor drops them on the floor, steps on the back of their
heads and jerks the tail out.

Why are niggers hands and feet white? * When God spray painted them black he said, "Up against the wall, Motherfuckers."

What do you call a bunch of black guys under the C.N Tower? * Pubic Hair

Why do Niggers wear baggy pants? * To hide their tails.

How do you baby-sit black kids? * Wet their lips and stick them to the wall.

How do you keep nigger kids them from jumping on the bed? * Put Velcro on the ceiling.

How do you get them down from the ceiling? * Tell the little Mexican kids next door they're a pinata.

Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for niggers? * It comes in a spray can.

Why do niggers wear high heel shoes? * So their knuckles won't drag on the ground

Why do niggers keep chickens in there backyard? * To teach there kid's how to walk.

How do you kill a nigger? * Pop his lips

What do you get if you cross a nigger and a hedgehog? * A HEDGEWOG

What's tattooed on the inside of every Negro's lip? * Inflate to 50 psi.

Did you here about the new lipstick for niggers * It comes with a spray can

Why can't niggers fly? * Their lips explode at 30,000 feet.

Why are there no nigger astronauts? * Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.

Why do black women have such big purses? * To carry their lipstick.

What do you call a bunch of niggers buried up to their eyeballs? * Afro-turf

What do you call a nigger with a pale face? * Down a quart.

Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats? * So birds won't shit on their lips

What do you call a nigger with yellow teeth? * Violet crumble

What do you call 10,000 niggers running down the street? * A mud slide.

Why don't niggers drive convertibles? * They would get knocked out by their lips flying around (slapping together)

How do you stop a nigger kid from crying in the car? * Lick his lips and stick him to the window.

What do black girls and bears have in common? * They both suck their paws

Why was the wheelbarrow invented? * To teach Niggers to walk on their hind legs.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? * Skid marks in front of the dog.

What's the difference between a deer in the road and a nigger in the road? * The deer has skid marks in front of it

How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? * She locks the car doors.

How do you kill a nigger? * Throw 25 cents under a moving bus.

Why did all the blacks die in Vietnam? * When the sergeant said "Get down!", they got up and started dancing.

If Tarzan and Jane were black, what would Cheetah be? * The brains of the outfit.

What is long and hard on a nigger? * First Grade

What is long and hard on a nigger? * The Fourth Grade.

What is eight miles long and has a combined I.Q. of 68? * The "Martin Luther King Day" parade.

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a nigger? * A dumb gorilla, you can never make a nigger any smarter!

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a nigger? * Nothing, monkeys are too smart to fuck niggers!

What do you call a nigger with an IQ of 15? * Gifted.

What do you call a nigger with an IQ of 150? * Tribe.

What does PONTIAC stand for? * Poor old nigger thinks its a Cadillac.

What's dumber than three wiggers trying to build a house underwater? * Three niggers trying to burn it down.

Why don't niggers like country music? * Because when they hear hoe- down they think their sisters been shot

The nigger went to the doctor, and the doc said he was impotent. The nigger said "Dang now iz gotsta gets me a new suit", and
the doc asked why? * Well...If Iz gotsta be impawtent den iz wantsta looks impawtent

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger nigger? * Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? * A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.

What do niggers and sperm have in common? * Only one in two million work!

Hear about the new gun called the nigger? * It doesn't work and you can't fire it.

Why don't black people like it when blacks and Mexicans have babies? * The kid might be too lazy to steal!

Why wouldn't the black guy let his daughter marry the Mexican? * He figured the kids would grow up too lazy to steal.

What's The Difference between a nigger and a pizza? * A pizza can feed a family!

What do you do after you see a nigger working hard? * Open your eyes, get up, get dressed, and make your bed. (there's no
such thing as a hard working nigger in real life)

What's the difference between a broken-down car and a nigger? * The broken down car will probably work again one day.

Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia? * He kept waking up twice a week.

Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit? * They heard there were no jobs there.

How can you spot a Black masochist? * He's the one working for a living.

How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? * He promised to create jobs for them if elected.

What is a nigger's favorite anti-perspirant? * Unemployment.

How do you starve a nigger? * Hide the food stamps and welfare checks under a bar of soap.

Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? * Under his work boots.

How do you get twelve niggers in a Volkswagon? * Toss a welfare check in the back seat.

Why will niggers never out-number white people in the USA? * Because if they did, there wouldn't be enough of a tax base to
support the welfare system, and they'd all starve!

How do you get 400 niggers in an Escort? * I don't know, but they figure it out.

How do you get niggers out of your neighborhood? * Hide all the good cardboard boxes.

Why was the million monkey march so successful? * No one missed work

What's long and black? * The unemployment line

How do you start a black parade? * By rolling a penny down the street

Did you hear about the hard working black guy? * NO? Neither did I.

Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? * Because of the pubic hair on their heads.

What is a black mans porno magazine? * National Geographic.

What do black people give their daughter when she turns 13? * A baby shower

Why do niggers have red eyes after having sex ? * Because its from all the pepper spray

Why do niggers cry during sex? * Because of the Mace! (sprayed in the face before rape)

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? * Mace will do that to you.

How do you stop five niggers from raping a white woman? * Throw them a basketball.

What does a 13 year old black girl say when she's having sex? * Get off me Dad, you're squashing my cigarettes.

What do you call sex with a black man? * Rape!

What is the only way to rape a nigger? * Don't pay her

Why do black girls dye their hair blonde and wear blue contacts? * So black men will date them.

What do you call a white woman who dates a black man? * Color blind!

What does cotton have in common with noses? * Niggers are good at picking both.

What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? * Antique farm equipment (cotton pickers)

What do you call three Niggers hanging in you tool shed? * Old yard tools.

How do you tell if a nigger's been in your house? * The house smells like B.O., the leftover fried chicken is gone, and your
toilet's clean as a whistle.

Why do our grandparents refer to their childhood as the "good ole days"? * That's back when they owned niggers.

What do you call a nigger at Princeton? * Janitor.

What is white from above and black up close? * A cotton field.

Why did the nigger cross the road? * Who the hell cares, why the fuck is he out of the cotton field.

Why are there niggers in heaven? * There's toilets to be cleaned there too.

How many Pollock's does it take to clean a bathroom? * None- That's a niggers job!

What was a niggers first words back in 1850? * Yessir Masser, I clean it up real good for ya masser

What do you get when you cross a nigger and an octopus? * I don't know, but it sure can pick some cotton!

What do you say to a nigger with a job? * I'd like a cheeseburger, large fries, and a medium Coke

What do you say to a black man in uniform? * "I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."

How do you make a nigger nervous? * Take him to an auction.

What was missing from the million man march? * An auctioneer

What's the difference between a black and a snow tire? * A snow tire won't sing when you put chains on it.

What's the difference between a black and a snow tire? * When you put chains on tires they don't start singing amazing grace

What is green and yellow and sits on my front porch? * Well he's my nigger and ill paint him whatever color I like damn it!

Where can you find a good nigger? * In the cemetery.

Where can you find a good nigger? * In the cotton field.

What's the difference between niggers and pit-bulls? * It's still legal to own a pit-bull.