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Old August 21st, 2009 #9
Roy
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Well our flight started ok but about 30 minutes out of Oakland a big guy started hassling other passengers then took off all his clothes. A posse of redneck vigilantes was quickly formed (WTF???) by the stewardesses and they were given restraining devices and taught how to tie the guy up after they got him pinned face down in the aisle. I offered to sit on top of him afterwards, as long as he was face down and tied up!
Redneck must be their codeword for "Whites". Besides, the writer didn't use the word "vigilante" properly. A vigilante metes out justice after a crime has been committed, as opposed to someone who acts quickly on the spot and restrains a criminal until uniform-wearing law enforcement arrives. Where was the US government sky marshal on this flight anyway? I'm sure one of these trigger-happy types would have loved to unload a clip into his ass.