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Old May 8th, 2009 #18
cillian
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If you want to keep jews out just have all meats either wrapped in bacon or topped with prawns/shrimp/scallops. - This also works on muslims.

For nig repellent, don't serve chicken and play country music or classical if its an upscale place.