Someone recently posted a great article called "Urban Law 101" that is pure TNB ... For those who missed it, this is a list of REAL nigger names the attorney came across in his practice. I think the closest thing to a real name here is
"Godzilla" ... niggers are a piece of work!!:
The most unusual name I ever came across was
Iisszzttadda. I have never met a person, white or black, who could pronounce it correctly. To my surprise the name is
pronounced, "I seize the day." Iisszzttadda had siblings named
Raheem, Utopian, Desiorme, Sid-Timothy, Kizzma, and Larilaril. I have occasionally asked clients the reasons for such unusual names, but the most common answer is "I don't know. It just sounded good." This is the answer I got from a mother who named her child
Latrine. (See sidebar for actual names of blacks I have encountered in my practice.) I once had a client in my office who did not know his own name. He had been called by his nickname for so long he couldn't remember his given name. This is not as shocking as it sounds. Some black names, like
Phe-anjoy or
Quithreaun or
JyesahJhnai, are so odd, it would be no surprise if they were never used and eventually forgotten.
Aaja (pronounced Asia), Acacia, Ajeenah,
Akai, Aquanita, Aryan White,
Baleria, Barbertha, Callie (pronounced Kelly),
CaAndi, Chetiqua, Cloteal,
Curly Top, Darhies, Dayphine,
Debrasharme, Derecio, Dertiteriesa,
Dikueria and Dikuria (twins), Dildree, Dishon,
Dovanna, Duanita, Dyiamond, Dwendolyn,
Effillyne, Elizabeth Taylor, Endrissa,
Equandolyn, Esaw, Everage, Floyce,
Franshawn, Ghia, Godzilla Pimp, Ivier,
Jartavious, JyesahJhnai, Keithen, Kentnilla,
Lafondra, La,poo (yes, contains comma), Latronia,
Lemonjello and Orangejello (twins), L'Tonya,
Machoda, Nau-Quia, Mayima, Minute,
Miquel, Nethel, Omnipotence, Ondra (pronounced Andre),
Ozro, Padraic, Pecola, Phe-anjoy, Precious Unique,
Queen Esther, Quithreaun, Rincesetta, Sanja,
Saranus, Shanieja, Sharicus, Shiquipa, SiJourna'i,
Silquia, Sinetra, Summer Love, Termicka, Tequilla,
Timphanie, Tryphenia, Tywana, Tzaddi and Tzavvi (twins),
Ulheric, Undlia, Undrea (pronounced Andre), Wsam,
Xiomara, XL, Yaw, Yuvodka Sharice, Wilida, Zaquan, Zufan, Zyneene.
:krofl