Nicolas Cage Beats His Chink

[Hugo Böse]

Nicolas Cage went on a drunken tear in New Orleans' French Quarter Friday night that ended with his arrest on several charges, including domestic abuse battery http://edition.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/...est/index.html

Well, not exactly as juicy as it sounds, he grabbed her by the arm, booooohoooo. Touchy bunch of bastards, the Kwan authorities, now grabbing your surly LBFM wife by the arm is assault and battery, pffft!!

"He and his wife were standing in front of a residence that he insisted was the property the couple was renting," Flot said. "She disagreed, and Cage grabbed her by the upper arm(Oh mah lard, that evil white man(TM) ) and pulled her to what he believed was the correct address."

Cage then "began striking vehicles and later attempted to get into a taxi."

Police, who had been called by on-lookers, arrived to find Cage heavily intoxicated," he said. They ordered the actor out of the cab, "which prompted Cage to start yelling," Flot said.

Must be a slow day in the jewz news or Nick said something anti-semitic.

[Mr. Bowmont]

He grabbed her arm, so thats DAB?

[Karl Radl]

Apparently Ling-Ling no love him long time...

[Hugo Böse]

Originally Posted by Mr. Bowmont

He grabbed her arm, so thats DAB?

dab???

1    /dæb/ Show Spelled [dab] Show IPA verb, dabbed, dab·bing, noun
–verb (used with object) 1. to pat or tap gently, as with something soft or moist: The child dabbed his eyes with the handkerchief.

2. to apply (a substance) by light strokes: He dabbed the ointment on the rash.

3. to strike, especially lightly, as with the hand.

4. Masonry . to dress (stonework) with a pointed tool.

5. Western U.S. to throw (a rope or line) in an effort to lasso or catch something: Joe dabbed his rope on the steer.


–verb (used without object) 6. to strike lightly; make a dab; pat: She dabbed at the stain on her dress.


–noun 7. a quick or light blow; a pat, as with the hand or something soft.

8. a small moist lump or mass: a dab of butter.

9. a small quantity: a dab of powder.

[Hudson]

Only in America could Nicolas Cage be considered a handsome leading man.

[Hugo Böse]

Originally Posted by Karl Radl

Apparently Ling-Ling no love him long time...

Hwwaahh, Ling-Ling no moah fuckee fuckee, Ling-Ling go to Goldstein, soo foah eveh dollah!

[Mr. Bowmont]

Originally Posted by Hugo Böse

dab

1    /dæb/ Show Spelled [dab] Show IPA verb, dabbed, dab·bing, noun
–verb (used with object) 1. to pat or tap gently, as with something soft or moist: The child dabbed his eyes with the handkerchief.

2. to apply (a substance) by light strokes: He dabbed the ointment on the rash.

3. to strike, especially lightly, as with the hand.

4. Masonry . to dress (stonework) with a pointed tool.

5. Western U.S. to throw (a rope or line) in an effort to lasso or catch something: Joe dabbed his rope on the steer.


–verb (used without object) 6. to strike lightly; make a dab; pat: She dabbed at the stain on her dress.


–noun 7. a quick or light blow; a pat, as with the hand or something soft.

8. a small moist lump or mass: a dab of butter.

9. a small quantity: a dab of powder.

Domestic Abuse Battery. DAB. Why go through all that trouble to post something we are all capable of looking up on dictionary.com?

[Hugo Böse]

Originally Posted by Mr. Bowmont

Domestic Abuse Battery. DAB. Why go through all that trouble to post something we are all capable of looking up on dictionary.com?

I’m not up to snuff with my pig acronyms.

[The Bobster]

He's always had strange taste in women.

[Steve B]

The problem with beating on a chink is 30 minutes later you wanna do it again.

[Yon Archdale]

Originally Posted by Steve B

The problem with beating on a chink is 30 minutes later you wanna do it again.

ding dong

lol

[Mr. Bowmont]

Originally Posted by Hugo Böse

I’m not up to snuff with my pig acronyms.

Why do you think i made them all uppercase? Did you even read the article you posted? Domestic Abuse Battery is even in one of the quotes you put.

[Leonard Rouse]

YouTube - South Park - Nicolas Cage

YouTube - South Park - Nicolas Cage

[John in Woodbridge]

She probably didn't listen.

[Chris Clafton]

Originally Posted by Steve B

The problem with beating on a chink is 30 minutes later you wanna do it again.

Must be a programming bug.

[James Hawthorne]

YouTube - Nicolas Cage Losing His Shit

YouTube - Nicolas Cage Losing His Shit

[Darius Appleby]

Thanks James Hawthorne, you have saved me many hours of watching Nicholas Cage movies now that I have seen this video compilation of his most insane acting.

[Hugo Böse]

Thanks Hawthorn, love it, reminds me of myself sometimes, just last Friday I destroyed a filing cabinet and badly mangled some files, damn that felt good.

[John Liberty]

Cage probably thought he was in a scene from "Bad Lieutenant" where he plays a drunken drugged out Nawl'Leans cop. Pretty good movie actually.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMoyl7PO7Cc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMoyl7PO7Cc&feature=related

[Dale VanderMeer]

Normal reaction of all females in the 'Kwa.

Originally Posted by John in Woodbridge

She probably didn't listen.