All Things Akins

[Oprichniki]

[Steven L. Akins]

Originally Posted by Max_

Akins, what do you think of wickermen? and the ritual burning of criminals?

I think it's far more festive than the lethal injection chamber/electric chair.

Wouldn't you agree?

I sort of picture Hugh as the toast of a Wicker Man ceremony....

Ending of the Wicker Man 1973 - YouTube

Ending of the Wicker Man 1973 - YouTube

[Max_]

Originally Posted by Steven L. Akins

I think it's far more festive than the lethal injection chamber/electric chair.

Wouldn't you agree?

I sort of picture Hugh as the toast of a Wicker Man ceremony....

Ending of the Wicker Man 1973 - YouTube

Gonna need a lot of wicker lol.

[Mr A.Anderson]

Originally Posted by MikeTodd

Well whatever you do don't cut yourself. That would break my fucking heart!

Originally Posted by MikeTodd

without attribution, scumbag. trying to mislead people into believing you said something witty.

Originally Posted by Steven L. Akins

Mike, are you so devoid of personal accomplishments in your own life that the only pleasure you are able to derrive stems from your anal-retentive compulsion to worry over whether a familiar line quoted from a movie is given proper attribution, when even a pin-head like yourself knows exactly who said it and what film it was said in?

:14 - :20 second mark. Just sayin'.

Full Metal Jacket: Climbing obstacle - YouTube

Full Metal Jacket: Climbing obstacle - YouTube

[SmokyMtn]

Study: People Who Are Constantly Online Can Develop Mental Disorders
July 17, 2012 12:08 PM


CHARLOTTE (CBS Charlotte) — Get off that computer. A new study finds that constantly being online can affect your mental health.

Researchers at the University of Gothenburg recently studied more than 4,100 Swedish men and women between the ages of 20 and 24 for a year and found that a majority of them who constantly use a computer and mobile phones can develop stress, sleeping disorders and depression.

Sara Thomee, lead author of the study, said there was a “central link” between computers and mental disorders.

“High quantitative use was a central link between computer use and stress, sleep disturbances, and depression, described by the young adults,” Thomee said in the study. “It was easy to spend more time than planned at the computer (e.g., working, gaming, or chatting), and this tended to lead to time pressure, neglect of other activities and personal needs (such as social interaction, sleep, physical activity), as well as bad ergonomics, and mental overload.”

[Mr A.Anderson]

Originally Posted by SmokyMtn

Study: People Who Are Constantly Online Can Develop Mental Disorders
July 17, 2012 12:08 PM


CHARLOTTE (CBS Charlotte) — Get off that computer. A new study finds that constantly being online can affect your mental health.

Researchers at the University of Gothenburg recently studied more than 4,100 Swedish men and women between the ages of 20 and 24 for a year and found that a majority of them who constantly use a computer and mobile phones can develop stress, sleeping disorders and depression.

Sara Thomee, lead author of the study, said there was a “central link” between computers and mental disorders.

“High quantitative use was a central link between computer use and stress, sleep disturbances, and depression, described by the young adults,” Thomee said in the study. “It was easy to spend more time than planned at the computer (e.g., working, gaming, or chatting), and this tended to lead to time pressure, neglect of other activities and personal needs (such as social interaction, sleep, physical activity), as well as bad ergonomics, and mental overload.”

Whaaaaaaah! My pussy hurts!

Like a good friend of mine always said, "Play Pussy, Get Fucked".

[Steven L. Akins]

"Most people who eat bran ceral are healthier than those who don't"

Does that mean bran-ceral makes you healthy?

Or does it simply mean that healthy people tend to eat bran cereal instead of bacon and eggs?

Does being on the internet cause people to be depressed, stressed, and sleep-deprived?

Or do people with depression, anxiety and sleeping disorders just tend to enjoy being on-line more than well-adjusted, healthy, active, sociable people?

[SmokyMtn]

Steven, all of the denizens on VNN are pulling for you. Take that first step......

Letterman's Top 10 Signs You're Addicted To The Net

10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

9. You get a tattoo that reads, "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 1.1 or higher."

8. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.

7. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

6. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.

5. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.

4. You laugh at people with 2400-baud modems.

3. You start using smileys in your snail mail.

2. The last mate you picked up was a JPEG.

1. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem...

You succeed.

Steven L. Akins - AWOL from VNN.....breaking news......

[Steven L. Akins]

Originally Posted by SmokyMtn

Steven, all of the denizens on VNN are pulling for you. Take that first step......


[I][INDENT]Letterman's Top 10 Signs You're Addicted To The Net

10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

9. You get a tattoo that reads, "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 1.1 or higher."

8. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.

7. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

6. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.

5. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.

4. You laugh at people with 2400-baud modems.

3. You start using smileys in your snail mail.

2. The last mate you picked up was a JPEG.

1. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem...

I completely admit that I am an internet addict.

I am a person with a very narrow range of a few limited interests.

I enjoy the intellectual stimulation that the internet can provide, which I am not able to find elsewhere.

I dislike most of the people that I tend to meet and have little in common with the vast majority of the people I come in contact with offline.

No big mystery there.

[SmokyMtn]

Originally Posted by Steven L. Akins

I completely admit that I am an internet addict.

I am a person with a very narrow range of a few limited interests.

I enjoy the intellectual stimulation that the internet can provide, which I am not able to find elsewhere.

I dislike most of the people that I tend to meet and have little in common with the vast majority of the people I come in contact with offline.

No big mystery there.

At 12:10AM EST, Akins just posted his 100th post today, took him just 17 hours to do it.

[Jason 916]

I like the tag "slut pile." Where did that come from?

[MikeTodd]

Originally Posted by Jason 916

I like the tag "slut pile." Where did that come from?

That's where Akins the Studly claims he throws women once he's used them like Kleenex.

[Max_]

Originally Posted by SmokyMtn

At 12:10AM EST, Akins just posted his 100th post today, took him just 17 hours to do it.

You seem quite critical of the man, but what do you suggest he do instead?

[MikeTodd]

Originally Posted by Max_

You seem quite critical of the man, but what do you suggest he do instead?

How about a 'Riverdance'? I'd pay to see that.

[MikeTodd]

[Jason 916]

Hail Akins!

[Bev]

Sorry, SLA. I just could not resist this one.

[Bev]

[Leonard Rouse]

[Mr A.Anderson]

Originally Posted by Max_

You seem quite critical of the man, but what do you suggest he do instead?

Get some.

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