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Old October 23rd, 2008 #1
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Default Martin Lindstedt released from Newton County jail @ 1:40 PM CST

Pastor Martin Lindstedt was released from Newton County jail @ 1:40 PM CST on a $10,000 bond. Bond was allowed simply because Martin Lindstedt asked for and won the right to use a law library for 1 hour per day to prepare for his case. The current incumbent Sheriff Ken Copeland whined at a court proceeding last Thursday in front of Judge LePage that he would have to hire 2 more jailors to watch Martin hence his bond, so now they don't have to supervise him using a law library.
 
Old October 23rd, 2008 #2
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Oh dear god. I hope he forgot how to use a message board.
 
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Oh dear god. I hope he forgot how to use a message board.
Ditto.......

Although hes entertaining.. just dont let him babysit.. or look after your asparagus crop
 
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I just bought him a brand new Wal-mart issued HP, he'll be off and running soon.
 
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Oh dear god. I hope he forgot how to use a message board.
No way. He is loads of fun.
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No way. He is loads of fun.
I'll inform pixi..haha
 
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I just spoke to Martin he said that one of the first things he intends to do is sue the state of Missouri to remove Barak Obama as a presidential candidate because he is running as a black man, he cited the fact that they disallowed Glenn Miller to run as a White candidate.
 
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I just spoke to Martin he said that one of the first things he intends to do is sue the state of Missouri to remove Barak Obama as a presidential candidate because he is running as a black man, he cited the fact that they disallowed Glenn Miller to run as a White candidate.
"In 2005 Lindstedt was arrested on the charge of sexually molesting a young boy under the age of twelve."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Lindstedt

sounds like a real winner.
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"In 2005 Lindstedt was arrested on the charge of sexually molesting a young boy under the age of twelve."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Lindstedt

sounds like a real winner.
Don't believe everything you read.
 
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No way. He is loads of fun.
Has anybody besides me noticed that as soon as Bill White was arrested by the feds...Mad Dog Marty is released by the feds? And that dog spelled backwards is god.

Makes you think doesn't it?
 
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"In 2005 Lindstedt was arrested on the charge of sexually molesting a young boy under the age of twelve."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Lindstedt

sounds like a real winner.
Read this Original Dissent thread to get more background on Lindstedt. This gent is truly one of a kind. He's considered a legend on the Phora.
 
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He used to call me a meerkat ... no idea why


Trick-She/Pict-She, Moronicunt, varg the meercat, HitlerHoggess,il fagno, FagTheBitcher, Gaybird, Drano, Sulla the Dicktaster....

Some of them were pretty funny though heheh
 
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I was shitler hogess and also part of a small group of posters he referred to as the hungry, hungry hippos.
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Read this Original Dissent thread to get more background on Lindstedt. This gent is truly one of a kind. He's considered a legend on the Phora.
Marty was a virtual treasure trove of comedic material for me. Now all I get are crumbs from a few tards who still think the moon landing was faked, Summer and fuckwidth. It's enough to make a guy go straight.

Mad dog rulz!!

 
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Wow, I like this guy already.
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Wow, I like this guy already.
Birds of a feather I guess.
 
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He used to call me a meerkat ... no idea why


Trick-She/Pict-She, Moronicunt, varg the meercat, HitlerHoggess,il fagno, FagTheBitcher, Gaybird, Drano, Sulla the Dicktaster....

Some of them were pretty funny though heheh
You forgot the catch all, jewr. To be used as noun, verb and adjective all rolled into one crazy, psychotic, rambling mass of really weird stuff.
 
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Everybody watch jewrselves.
 
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Read this Original Dissent thread to get more background on Lindstedt. This gent is truly one of a kind. He's considered a legend on the Phora.
Gay "Nazis" like Lindstedt and Frank Colon get out in a year or 2 while Matt Hale rots in jail forever for doing nothing but not blowing off a fed entrapper in clear enough terms
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Gay "Nazis" like Lindstedt and Frank Colon get out in a year or 2 while Matt Hale rots in jail forever for doing nothing but not blowing off a fed entrapper in clear enough terms

Oh and lets not forget Wolfgang Puck, the Jewish Penis Pill Nazi magnate
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