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Old November 23rd, 2004 #21
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Jalil Speaks, dead rapper-
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/news/112...lshooting.html
http://www.kyw.com/
 
Old November 23rd, 2004 #22
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Ms. Tyreesha Nubeesha Butts' photo credit to NNN-
http://www.newnation.org/index2.html
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Yes. I'm afraid so. But it weren't your fault, Tyreesha- it were yo'mammy's, so don't let it affect your proud black self-esteem.
http://whitebear.forumhoster.com/ind...t=0#entry11245
Tyronza, is clearly a pig latin type combo version of the popular black male name "Tyrone" , combined with "Tarzan". (Also the "Z" makes me think of zebras and Zimbabwe"). Tyronza makes me think of Tarzan, and I always liked the old 1930's Tarzan movies.

The feminine aspect comes in with the "a" on the end, like mestiz"a" or filipin"a" or mexican"a".

So, you have "Tyrone" + "Tarzan", zebras & Zimbabwe + one sexy "a"(ssed) lady.

I don't mean to hurt your feelings, Tyreesha. As I say, it weren't yo'fault. Your mammy (and don't take this wrong) just wasn't quite as creative as "Tyronza's" mammy.

If it makes you feel any better to know it, I might get a black rottweiler b*tch someday, and I promise to name her "Tyronza Nuronza", but I will really be thinking of you, Tyreesha.
La Sonji, Sonji, Chirvon, La Trina and Va Gina are some examples...the the most odd one was surpisingly 'Femalia'. The ignorant Vandalobabookari woman claimed that the hospital where the niglet was born had given her the name. What it actually said on the bracelet was 'Female", not 'Femalia'!!!
 
Old November 24th, 2004 #23
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Lashawn Pettus-Brown flim flams $184K from Cincinnati-
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=14954


Jercelle-
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=14905
 
Old November 24th, 2004 #24
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Here is a new one to me, saw it on an RO at work today:

Jervain Timon ------- I'll leave the last name blank to avoid any BS.
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Old December 3rd, 2004 #25
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MaJon Polite
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Old December 21st, 2004 #26
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Trasonya, Latayna, & DeWanda: Only 5 shoplifting days left 'till Kwanzaa! by Tyrone N. Butts, aka "T. ypical N. igger B. ehavior":http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=15529
 
Old December 31st, 2004 #27
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Default baby names

http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/of...daddy/main.asp

also many more fun items by Shirley Q Liquor can be found around net
 
Old January 1st, 2005 #28
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Trasonya, Latayna, & DeWanda: Only 5 shoplifting days left 'till Kwanzaa! by Tyrone N. Butts, aka "T. ypical N. igger B. ehavior":http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=15529
Wow what a bunch of hotties!.LOL. Mothers of the Universe????? In that case the Universe would have preferred to have been aborted.

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Old January 1st, 2005 #29
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I know of a Tyrondula
 
Old January 3rd, 2005 #30
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Do they have to be real names or can we make them up? How about Maulana Akifi-Abobo Jones Makuba Shabazz Obangi Tynetta Wailia Jackson Rolando Lippett Khani Tigriah Domino Sharia Bilal Wakuwa Bululu Dada Dareesha Lufalo Fifi Walker Muhammad???

Im not sure what gender that is. Your guess is as good as mine.
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I know of a Tyrondula
Now that's a new one!
 
Old January 6th, 2005 #32
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How about Shithead (pronounced) Shih-theed? Also I once met a Vandal sprog named Brain! (pronounced as Brian)
 
Old February 15th, 2005 #33
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Headhunter Deondrea pops boyfen Marlon in da haid!
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...wtopic=17354&*


Whever the debil gibs you girl or a boy, you are covered, becuz either choice would be classy and a fine, liflong memorial dedication to this loving couple, Deondrea and Marlon.
 
Old February 17th, 2005 #34
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Quote:
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How about Maulana Akifi-Abobo Jones Makuba Shabazz Obangi Tynetta Wailia Jackson Rolando Lippett Khani Tigriah Domino Sharia Bilal Wakuwa Bululu Dada Dareesha Lufalo Fifi Walker Muhammad???
Holy shit that's funny!!! My stomach hurts from laughing....
 
Old February 17th, 2005 #35
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If a boy....

Ambokeesah Dequanda-Shawanda Jackson (AKA Tray-Tray)

If a girl (different nigger father, of course)...

Shauntikulah Bodeeka-Laqueeffa Washington (AKA C-Loak)
 
Old February 17th, 2005 #36
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Shamduh (Sham-Duh)
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17409
Sayeed X
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17412
Charmin (Technically a boy's name, but could be girl's name too if you are an upper-trending Black and want)
Reference Tyrone N. Butt's 'Please Don't Squeeze Da Charmin'

Photo credit to New Nation News
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17398
Xavier
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17253
Anwaar
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=15918
Domenicke
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17404
Samari
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17389
Shannay
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17383
Ousame and Salimata Sanfo Zongo ('Zongo' technically a surname, but would make a Zorro-like, action-packed, unisex first name, and rhymes with Bongo [the chimp] from the old Ronald Reagan movie. ...Not yet 'discovered' by the Black masses. Recommended!
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17074
Jehova (Suggests great power to all good true believers. Especially good for Jehovah's Witnesses such as Jocko Jackson)
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17383
Kaytron (Shades of Superman, Star Trek, Deep Space 5, and Kmart. Recommended!
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17374
LaNedra
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17373
Mikaya
Reference TNB's 'Mammy beats niglet's face off'
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17366
Percy & Najal
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17359
Vinson & Tanisha
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17357
Kashaun (Variant of Cashin or Cashon...as in 'the barrelhead')
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17351
Diangilo
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17329
Kowana & Shareca
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17298
Imogene
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17333
Tyrese
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17325
Kawan
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17313
Scoob & Zosia
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17303
Jonneshia
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17311
Tremayne
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17307
Lamon
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=15484
Verin & Kereem ...As in 'Fresh Cream', the old Eric Clapton album
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17302
Malon Tysheik
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17301
Khalis
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17300
Velnetia
http://www.nnnforum.org/forums/index...howtopic=17197
Omarosa
http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/21965.htm

(Prototypical provocative mammy who got very sick & tired, so walked off 'The Apprentice' and came back on 'Fear Factor'. Sure to soon be featured in hair-straightener commercials on BET. Highly recommended for strong-willed girl! )

You can see that even the most hard working of our VNNF Black Coupled and Black/Wiggressed readers will have to sweat a lot to hope to have enough children in their lifetimes upon which to bestow these beautiful names. And more are still to come!
 
Old February 17th, 2005 #37
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Niggers always have to be gawdy, like chimps desparate for attention. Those names on here that niggers have actually taken come from deep within the poop-filled minds of the Negro. And the ones that haven't sound just like genuine nigger names.
 
Old February 23rd, 2005 #39
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Clitora
Clitora Fellatio
Rubella
Diptheria
Cholera
Cyclecellanemia
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Old February 23rd, 2005 #40
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Thumbs down Tutu N'dabaloolu Mandingo Bwana

Way back in the 60's when Niggers were only seen on Tarzan Films in my clean white part of the world, a soot black groid called Quoshie arrived on the banana boat and infiltrated the school I was at.

The Chemistry Teacher who suffered from the optical condition of colour blindness had never seen a Nigger either and would ask why Quoshie always appeared to be blushing .

The world's wackiest name for a burrhead has to be that held by the Rhodesian Minister for mango harvesting or somesuch, a sad velcro-headed figure called Welshman N'Cubed - which begs the question; there may even be a coon out there, somewhere, called Scotchman Z'squared?
 
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