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Old October 30th, 2004 #1
Whiteboy
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Default "Nigger style" new car features

Auto manufacturers have been selling new cars with nigger style features for a few years now, as an obvious nod to the niggers that “we’re your friends, don’t sue us, we’re making cars to fit your tastes.” The most common:

Blinding “pimp blue” car colors – we’ve all seen these ridiculous neon blue colors on new cars, even on expensive and formerly elegant cars. Very LOUD (like niggers) and tacky. They practically glow in the dark and blind you on the highway. Taken straight from pimpmobiles.

Tacky clear-and-silver tail lights – This are also taken from custom nigger cars. Funky silver tail lights with a clear instead of red cover.

Jive hubcaps – Like the motorized spinning hubcaps that cool niggers are putting on their cars today, new cars have recently been coming out with “turned-out” hubcaps that catch and twist your eye as they go by.

The cause? Civil rights lawsuits against large corporations have put major fear into corporate America. Many large corporations have responded by implementing "minority sensitivity" programs. I can just see it now, the NAACP sitting down at the table with GM and other automakers --

Detroit: “So, what kind of styling do niggers like? We want to make you happy.”
NAACP: “We niggers like bold glowing colors, like neon lights in the red light district.”
Detroit: “Send a memo to marketing to include minority styling in the color lines.”
Detroit Marketing Division: “Hmmm … okay, let’s make the blue shades bolder. From now on, all blues will be loud and obnoxious.”
NAACP: “And us niggers like funky tail lights."
Detroit: “Considering it done. Send a memo to marketing.”

Here’s the game: Predict the next nigger style feature to come out. What will it be?
 
 

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