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Old July 25th, 2014 #1
Ian Smith son
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Post Ohio Replaces Lethal Injection With Humane New Head-Ripping-Off Machine

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Ohio Replaces Lethal Injection With Humane New Head-Ripping-Off Machine


Seeking a more humane method of carrying out capital punishment, Ohio’s new machine yanks inmates heads from their bodies using painless, powerful robotic claws.
read more : http://www.theonion.com/video/ohio-r...new-hea,36077/
 
Old July 25th, 2014 #2
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You could turn that head-ripper into a inhumane machine, by either reducing the voltage during use or disconnect the power, while the head is in the process of getting twisted off.



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Old July 25th, 2014 #3
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Wouldn't a guillotine be cheaper and easier?
 
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