Why Do Niggers Stink?

[James Hawthorne]

Why Niggers--Like President
and Mrs. Obama
and Their Daughters and Their
Black Secret Service Agents--
Smell Like Shit, and How to Cure That!



Or, how to liberate White Man from nigger olfactory oppression. The biological facts presented below are accurate. The Jonathan Swift "Modest Proposal" part is, of course, frivolous -- a farce.

After the central, dominant "jew problem," NIGGER SHIT-STINK is the next most serious affliction facing Americans today.

WHAT THE IDEAL MULTI-RACIAL STATE NEEDS IS A NIGGER THAT DON'T STINK.

To everyone with uncauterized nasal passages, the analysis below of this pervasive Amerikwan problem will be thorough and compelling. Its conclusions incontrovertible.

If you reside in Amerikwa, especially in big-city Amerikwa, you've surely had occasion to ask yourself this question a thousand times over.

WHY DO NIGGERS SMELL LIKE SHIT?

Why won't nigger shit-stink wash off?

Or, to ask the question theologically: Why would a just God make the nigger smell like a pile of shit?

The religious answer is obvious:

God wants blind people to hate niggers too.

There's also the thoroughly researched and well-known SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION for why niggers stink.

"Sweat like a nigger." "Stink like a nigger."

SCIENTIFIC BIOLOGICAL FACT: NIGGERS ARE BORN TO STINK. COMPARED TO OTHER RACES, NIGGERS GOT HUGELY OVERSIZED AND HIGHLY OVERACTIVE STINK GLANDS.

Niggers are born with "BROMHIDROSIS SYNDROME" [NIGGER SHIT-STINK] -- write down that highly descriptive scientific term and remember it -- the literal translation being "stinking sweat."

Facts and details here on this disease, the most loathsome of all hereditary diseases:
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"And you'll also be aware that no matter how much deodorant, antiperspirant or perfume they use, these individuals are foul-smelling most of the time. They could bathe 10 times a day and still be offensive to those around them. The syndrome effects every aspect of their lives; school, work, friendships, romance, sporting activities, even shopping."

"Strictly defined, bromhidrosis (or osmidrosis, as it is sometimes called), is a condition in which an excessive odor, usually offensive, emanates from the skin."

"APOCRINE BROMHIDROSIS!"

QUOTE DESCRIBING THE CRUCIAL SCIENTIFIC BIOLOGICAL FACT ABOUT NIGGERS: "INDIVIDUALS OF AFRICAN ANCESTRY APOCRINE GLANDS ARE THE LARGEST AND MOST ACTIVE." (CAPS ADDED)

"Apocrine sweat is sterile and odorless when it first appears on the skin surface. However, within an hour bacteria degrades the sweat to the point where the classic acrid odor is detectable. Fatty acids and ammonia ("diaper pail") are the major odoriferous products of this bacterial decomposition. Thus, a variety of odors - musty, rancid, fecal, sour and sweet - may be detected."

"Apocrine sweat ...when decomposed with bacteria, gives rise to the classic apocrine odor. Nothing in the world can be substituted for apocrine sweat and result in the same odor -- not sebum, hair, eccrine sweat, keratin scales, or any combination of these. In fact, this odor can be so pervasive and prominent, that despite its origination from the axilla only, it has been given the common designation of body odor."

"The diagnosis of apocrine bromhidrosis, can be easily made if the examiner has normal olfaction."

DAMMIT DOC!!! STOP IT!!! I'M GONNA' PUKE!!!

SO, BOTH RELIGION AND BIOLOGICAL SCIENCE WORKING IN TANDEM EXPLAIN THE PATHOLOGY OF NIGGER SHIT-STINK.

NOW LET'S MOVE ON TO THE OVERRIDING SOCIAL ISSUE.

(Put your Jimmy Carter hat on. Now, apply the scientific method to nigger shit-stink.)

HOW DO YOU FIX NIGGER SHIT-STINK ONCE AND FOR ALL?

THINK. WHAT TO DO, WHEN YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY NIGGER SHIT-STINK, EVERYWHERE YOU GO?

QUOTE: "Most doctors will try one or a combination of approaches in treating apocrine bromhidrosis before referring the patient to an electrologist."

QUOTE: "If all else fails, some dermatologists will try SURGICAL EXTIRPATION of the apocrine glands, in other words, COMPLETE REMOVAL OF THE APOCRINE GLANDS. This requires numerous incisions, with resulting scar tissue... ."

STOP RIGHT THERE! THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE ANSWER.

SOCIAL-ENGINEER THIS PROBLEM.

CONGRESSIONAL LEGISLATION, OR A NATIONAL REFERENDUM COULD PROVIDE THE LEGAL FRAMEWORK FOR THE FOLLOWING REMEDY:

A MANDATORY AROMA THERAPY PERSONAL MAKEOVER PROCEDURE FOR EACH AND EVERY NIGGER IN AMERIKWA STARTING WITH NIGGERS COLIN AND CONDI, AND ENDING WITH NIGGERS OPRAH AND MICHAEL.

"SURGICAL EXTIRPATION."

"COMPLETE (SURGICAL) REMOVAL OF THE (NIGGER'S) APOCRINE GLANDS."

CUT THOSE BIG NASTY NIGGER APOCRINE SUCKERS OUT!!!

You recruit 1,000 patriotic surgeons 24/7 to cut the huge overactive stink glands out of all 35,000,000 Amerikwan niggers. You don�t let any new niggers in.

It wouldn�t take all that long. And, at the cost of triple average compensation required to motivate even the most patriotic surgeons to take on this absolutely necessary but utterly disgusting national service (think Chernobyl clean-up workers), it would still cost less than 1/1000th of the War on Iraq.

At one hour per procedure:

1,000 surgeons X 24 hours X 365 days = 8,760,000 cures per year. Voila! In just four years all 35,000,000 Amerikwan niggers are cured.

A national OLFACTORY FREEDOM DAY would be declared -- the patriotic surgeons awarded medals for heroism.

Then you provide the additional benefit of neutering or spaying each recipient of this uplifting procedure -- so niggers won't accidentally squirt out any more nigger-monkey shit-stinks. [As a collateral side benefit, this simple follow-up procedure, within the span of a single generation, would end all welfare payments, empty out all the prisons and end rape and murder in America forever.]

So, fire up the patriotic surgical assembly line once again for this second procedure.

1,000 surgeons X 24 hours X 365 days = 8,760,000 PERMANENT nigger shit-stink cures per year. In just four more years NO MORE NIGGER SHIT-STINK, EVER, 100% GUARANTEED!

THAT'S THE PERMANENT FIX.

AMERICA LIBERATED ONCE AND FOR ALL FROM NIGGER OLFACTORY OPPRESSION.

The Answer to Niggers...