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Random* Wit Thread
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MisterHippity 18 Mar 2008 11:55 AM That Macbook story is bullshit. He got it kicking some ass in a barfight. You don't fuck with Charlie Rose, if you know what's good for you. He is one bad-ass dude. Seriously: Don't fuck with Rose. |
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Zel Ya No surprises with your stats. I knew Philly was forever doomed when Dance Party USA was cancelled in the early '90s. It was a terrible loss to the city. And the ramifications can still be felt today. ------- http://www.city-data.com/forum/atlan...d-surpass.html |
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December 27th, 2012 | #4 |
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i WAS ON THE RODE TO DUMBASSKISS, TOOOK A D. TOUR, GOT ON THE ROAD TO PERDITION, TOOK MORE DETOUR, GOT ON THE ROAD TO SUNGAPORE, DETOUTED ONCE AGIN, AMBLED DOWN ROAD TO RUIN, ONE MORE DETOUR, GOT ON ROAD TO ZANZIBAR, OFF ROAD FUN AGAIN, NOW ON THE ROAD TO UTOPIA, AND END UP DOWN HERE.
nOW ON ROAD TO RECOVERY, SEE YA IN THE PHUNNY PAPERS. |
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January 9th, 2013 | #6 |
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Putting ketchup on anything makes it healthy. Think about it. You're getting your vegetables in a concentrated paste. It's like stepping into the future... today!!
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I like how the photo is just two lonely dog-turds on a street curb, symbolizing how nobody gives two shits about this nullity of a lawl skool. http://thirdtierreality.blogspot.com...e-georgia.html |
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Posted by Willie Ray Wednesday, Jan 23, 2013 11 hrs ago LOL Posted by Toodeurep Wednesday, Jan 23, 2013 9 hrs ago Nice tattoo. Did they mention the logo might change soon? Posted by kw9700 Wednesday, Jan 23, 2013 7 hrs ago Even if it does change significantly, he'll have the oldschool legacy logo, which would be even better in the eyes of such a dedicated fan. http://crackberry.com/blackberry-fan...erry-10-tattoo |
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Fort worth is the armpit of Dallas... There's a reason it's DFW and not FWD.
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Harvard on the Highway -- Third/Fourth tier private school whose attributes are grossly exaggerated by its admissions office and hapless students. . .and only by these. The only similarity is in the tuition.
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February 14th, 2013 | #12 |
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My husband had an e-card waiting for me this morning. On the outside it said, "Before I met you I thought love was just something I watched in an alley between two feral cats. pen card: Now I know it can be so much more" Happy Valentine's Day, Mr. W.A.S.H.
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Thieves Steal Entire Bridge, The Whole Bridge, For Scrap Metal Lily Newman The days of casually crossing a creek are over if you live in the Gölçük district of Kocaeli province in western Turkey. Which maybe you don't. But the point is that someone stole a 22-ton, 82-foot-long bridge from there. It's just gone. Police suspect that the bridge was cut into sections and removed on a truck for scrap metal. Its estimated value is about $11,000. Villagers use the bridge to access their orchards, and a resident, Mustafa Karakaş told Today's Zaman that, "Now we have to take our socks off and cross the creek." The weirdest part of the theft may be that it's not the first time a bridge has been stolen in recent memory. Way to maintain the gall, thieves of the world. ========================= Comments spacepiggie 22 hours ago Like Lily, I'm shocked that anyone can earn $11,384 dismantling a bridge in Turkey. My sister's cousin/son made $109,237 stealing a bridge from North Beaver Township, Pennsylvania in 2011. http://gizmodo.com/5990928/thieves-s...l?popular=true |
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How fake is Naked and Afraid? Do they receive help?
Naked&Afraid sounds like me when I run out of toilet paper. |
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