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No Fear Factor With These Proud Somalis
I am breaking my silence in order to bring you this. Please go to the link below to witness the traditional diet of a tribe of fReakan animals. This is better than fearfactor!
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Scanty nourishment and the permanent lack of microelements and vitamins made people of the Vandalic Bubal tribe ask their only wealth - cows - for help. The tribers learned that eating the menstrual matter of cows helps them fight such diseases as rachitis, scurvy and leukemia.
The mysterious Vandal tribe and their cows roam on the border between Kenya and Somalia. This is the only nation in the world, which practices a very unusual tradition: their children eat cows' menstrual matter until they get married. The Bubals believe that the licking of cow's vagina makes would-be warriors strong and courageous. Italian scientists have recently discovered that the menstrual matter of cows is a source of such vitamins as B6, B12, E and D. In addition, it makes up the deficiency of iron, magnesium, phosphorus, calcium and potassium. That is why, scientists think, cows protect the tribe from the most horrible disease of the region - anemia (the lack of haemoglobin). The most interesting thing happens afterwards, though. Hormone changes become extremely conspicuous with all males of the African tribe, after they reach puberty: their testicles grow up to 70-80 centimeters in diameter. The "miracle of nature" happens on account of the untraditional "nourishment" that tribal individuals practice in their adolescence. The hormone-rich menstrual secretion of the cattle causes irreversible hormone changes with subhumans. It is noteworthy, that such giant testicles do not exert any negative influence on the reproductive function, although they do cause many other obvious problems. Tourists from all over the world are ready to pay huge money to take a look at the sub-humans' giant testicles. Tourists' money help the Vandalic tribal nation improve the quality of their meals. It is not ruled out that the next generation of Bubalvandals will have nothing to boast with. Express Gazeta |
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You'd think the dumb fuckers would stop eating cow period when their nutsacks got to be about the size of their heads.
But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! They just kept right on eating COW PUSSY EXCRETIONS. Like a 25 pound scrotum is just a wonderful conversation piece or something. But I'm being mean. I plum forgot that our African cousins are our "equals". |
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I know how I'd like to "greet" each of these fine-looking gentlemen - with a nice, swift Italian uppercut (that's a knee to the 'nads).
You sure as hell could'nt miss, now could you?
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Pardon me, but wots ACL? Thanks!
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I was thinking that this diet of kow kotex might be just the diet that our retired field niggers should be force-fed as it would slow them way down when trying to run from the cops. Hard to carry a VCR or TV when you have to carry your ballsac too.
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This is where somebody got the idea of the bean bag chair.
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