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Old February 5th, 2006 #1
Opie
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Dumbass Nigger Thief Traps Self in Vent Attempting Break-in


Ise be fallen an ah cants get up!

A "man" attempting to break into a store in Orlando, Fla., was rescued Thursday after he became stuck in a vent for more than 6 hours, according to Local 6 News.

A business owner walked into to the store and noticed feet hanging out of the vent system, according to the report. The man was also screaming for help.

"When we got to the roof, we saw him looking up at us with his arms above his head," Orlando fire Chief Greg Hoggatt said. "He got about half way down and got stuck."

Firefighters poured liquid soap around Shields and freed him, pulling the "man" out of the roof.

Shields was transported to Orlando Regional Medical injury with injuries to his groin area.

After the man is treated, he was be transported to the Orange County Jail where he will face several charges.

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Old February 5th, 2006 #2
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Firefighters poured liquid soap around Shields and freed him, pulling the "man" out of the roof.
SOAP! They used a chemical weapon against a nigger!

I guess since this is Black History Month, this joker was trying to make some more black history.
 
Old February 5th, 2006 #3
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Liquid Fire drain opener would have done a better job then soap.
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Old February 5th, 2006 #4
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Liquid Fire drain opener would have done a better job then soap.

Drano lol, then they could have washed him out with a hose.
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