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Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work
I wonder how many niggers will start using this defense?
Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work's computer, no less — legally. Ana wasn't always like this, she was worse: "I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal." Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana with a "cocktail" (read: an entire medicine cabinet's worth) of tranquillizers. We're not sure how that "cocktail" doesn't knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert's concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day. So, like, a little less than Elvis Crespo. Of course all of this sounds absurd and hilarious to most us but for Ana it's probably anything but. Last April she had to take her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate during work hours. Ana won. Still, imagine an office full of of scandalized and perverted stares as you exit the bathroom or bend down to pick up a pencil — awkward? Very. Also, as a woman, having a bunch of men knowing you're a clinical nympho probably doesn't help deter unwanted sexual advances. |
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She might need to borrow Bin Ladin's porn collection
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Now that's better than freedom of speech.
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Giver Ana!
Here Ana, this is a picture of me in my prime.
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It gives Chiquita's Banana a whole new meaning.
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This is why Third World cultures are forever doomed to squalor and mediocrity.
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46 times a day didn't bother her, though.
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I used to work with a bunch of real jackoffs! Bet her office smells like a fish market.
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Slippery spics!
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I wonder how many nogs are eager to "tap 'dat"?
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Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality
Just what kind of chemicals are these? I didn't know Brazil had a bunch of sue happy jew lawyers in it too.
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Hath not a Goy eyes?
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Let's see. She used to whack-off 47 times a day...now, only 18.
Doesn't VNF have a thread on masturbation? She should be invited to participate. Word of a real expert. Mike Hmmm... If she were awake 16 hours a day, at 47 times a day, that would be rubbing one out just about every twenty minutes all the waking day.
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You gotta Fight! For your Right! To MASTURBATE!!!
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That secretary's office must smell like a japanese fish market.
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You guys are sick. That poor lady has a serious medical condition. I should know. For years now I have been strangely compelled to masturbate 6 million times a day to an old battered photo of Simon Wiesenthal. My life is hell. Later this month, I am going by train to the famed Mengele-Klinik at Oswiecim to take the cure. It's my last hope....
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Further proof that all third world countries are full of untermensch who are slave to their sexual impulses.
In the west, you had people who abstained for a few days or a week before having it with their wife or whatever; as a result: - more shit was built - the men were more motivated - the women produced more children because they could actually orgasm (which assists conception in carrying the sperm to the eggs) - less adultery fucked up communities - The people looked livelier, healthier, were more energetic - THOUGHT WAS CLEARER. Brain power was more abundant. Any man that has gone on a continuous spree with a woman, and then observed his weakness and lack of clarity for the few days after, not just physically, but mentally, knows this. It is an almost myopic feeling when you think of how lively you are after at least a week of abstinence. Are we to believe, that our greatest culture was made by those who were like this woman? No... They were exactly the opposite. In the third world full of dirt balls, you have these people, SLAVE to their sexual impulses spanking it or fucking 24/7. Just take the reverse of the previous points and you see it in every decaying society. The men running around with empty balls looking like women, and the women on Jerry Springer, looking fat, tired, and ugly saying "HE NEVER MADE ME CUM! NONYA MEN MAKE ME CUM!". Anyone having an orgasm more than once or twice a week is pretty much a degenerate. I'm sure I just burnt a lot of bridges; I could care less. Anyone who wants to deny you feel more powerful and alive after a week of abstaining, is a liar and a slave, and a hypocrite settling for lower quality in their praise of the higher quality of whites. Their Occidental ancestors would say the same, and vomit at this very Jewish, third-worldly era of porn, hook-up culture and 'chemical imbalance' bullshit. How many young people on these anti-depressants, are DEPRESSED BECAUSE THEY CAN'T KEEP THEIR HANDS OUT OF THEIR FUCKING PANTS? I'd wager many! and I'd wager you'll never hear the Jew-laden pharmaceutical industry admit that! Whites belong in families having 12 kids (though that is difficult now in the anti-west occupied world), and the non-white slaves (by their own choice, slave to themselves) belong in their proper relegated dwellings in service, where they are commanded by others WHO CAN COMMAND THEMSELVES. My half-hearted apologies to all of the spics and niggers and Jews in the west who have been mislead by the Apollonian fantasies of the WN-lite around and about, I don't subscribe. I know you are slaves, and you should be treated as such, rather than propped with the siphoned efforts of whites and the beauty they bring to the world. Were you not slaves, you wouldn't be in our lands trying to siphon, you would be in your own as a commander building your lands as we build ours. Especially Jews. Last edited by P.E.; May 16th, 2011 at 07:12 AM. |
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