Only stupid and uneducated people believe in God

[MOMUS]

I enjoy seeing someone reveal their own loathesomeness while thinking they are doing ill to someone else. The ignorant liar blissfully shows his true nature yet again. Even doc martin's forum associates know him to be a boastful liar, how they must cringe upon reading his trashy scribblings.
Golly, a ten room house with real indoor plumbing! And surrounded with all those empty houses that the industrious aryan warrior priest keeps building, oh my. That doc is living high as a TV evangelist, he's the Jim Baker of Possum Holler. Why, I bet the sybarite has an air-conditioned doghouse for his pooch.

[Sean Martin]

Originally Posted by Colonel.Kurtz

"probably drive an 82 Toyota"

Geez, how'd you know that? Whoaa, you're clairvoyant as well! Can you pick some winning lotto numbers for me, I could use the money right about now, my liquor supply is kaput!

Yeah that is the only thing you responded to, typical. No doubt your liquor bottle is empty. You have already shown that you like to go out with Elisha Strom and get liquored up. Go get a woman of your own instead of cracking on KAS’s old lady.

BTW your Elisha sock puppet even fooled Linder. I thought that was actually good work.

You never did answer my question though. How does it feel to be middle aged and poor? You run a business that a 13 year old can operate (and many do) and you are nowhere near the class I am. Perhaps that is why you are so bitter. You are middle aged and worthless and insult others to make yourself feel better.

I will throw you a bone. When I get out of my SUV with heated leather seats tomorrow I will be straightening my tie and going to a nice restaurant but it will be hollow because I will be jealous of your Chinese trinket online business and your shower stall. When I eat a nice steak tomorrow evening I will be thinking about how it would feel to have the pride of a microwave hot pocket and a glass of kool-aid while claiming to be an Aryan businessman.

Notice Ghetto (Momus) Fabulous and Kurtz the two people that insult me the most are both admitted poor white trash. Sutter is to terrified of me to even expose on bit of information about his self. So I don’t know if he is a poor bum or not.

But I am sure you two really think you are getting to me. Tomorrow I will try to live to life on the poor side and turn the heat off my leather seats. Try to in some small way experience life in your shoes.


If you are typical of the Aryan business mindset, I think that shows why the movement is going down the toilet.

[Sean Martin]

Originally Posted by Colonel.Kurtz

Your Jesus was a poor wretch,

Jesus wasn’t poor, you don’t have a treasurer to take care of you two dollar and fitty cent. They cast lots (or in other words took bids) to get his garments because they were obviously valuable.

The bible doesn’t say he was poor. He was a carpenter like me and let me assure you we make a lot of money.

Originally Posted by MOMUS

Why, I bet my hero has an air-conditioned doghouse for his pooch.

Why yes it is. My dogs house is bigger than Kurtz's apartment.

So, you admit to having heated leather seats? Hey, don't we know someone else who's got the same thing, like Erich Gliebe? And most recently, you called Erich Gliebe some awful names. I'm really confused now.

Really? Where? I said if people hate him so much they should just oust him.

Besides he is opening the way to Christianize the National Alliance. I take great joy in seeing this happen to Pagan Pierce’s life work. I hope he gets every penny the NA has. Serves Dr Pierce right for not electing a successor.

I am sure St Pierce is spinning in his grave at what they have done to his book club.

But even after all the flames it doesn’t change the fact that both of you are poor and not one person on VNNF would trade places with either of you. Actually no one really likes either of you.

It is ok to hate me because I am great. But don’t let your jealously keep you down. I am sure you have another 20 years or so to accomplish a tenth of what I have in a few years.

[Paul Drake]

I have seen the light and I stand corrected! Thanks AJ! I'll never spell 'non sequitur' and 'ad hominem' incorrectly again!
...As to their meanings:
"hal turner wants to put a bullet in my head because I refuse to buhleeve."
Response:
"Or maybe it'z because of the unnecessarily flippant and 'groid-like way you respond to ladies."
Equals: - *Does not Follow* - *Name Calling*
HG calls herself 'rotten spoiled bitch'. Now who am I to dissagree with her own self-assessment. (Though, to be fair, I have no way to evaluate the 'spoiled' part.) Besides which I owe her nothing. Nor you for that matter. But, to be gracious, I'll answer your question.
This is a White racialist, free speech forum, if I can see through my 'strange paranoia' enough to judge. Why would Boots take the time and trouble to post "Only stupid and uneducated people believe in god" and do all of the time consuming reasearch involved therewith if not for the sake of 'argument'?
Persuasion. Convincing. ....Converting. (Wait, I know! He wants to see how many 'views' it'll get!) You know all this and understand it, Mr. AJ, but choose to overlook it because.... after all, THAT's the side you're on. I understand this and accept it. I stand *against* the side you're on. Big surprise, right?? As to 'scripture'. How do you know that when jeebo told those kikes they were of their father the devil that he was speaking about ALL kikes for ALL time? Couldn't he have meant those specific, individual kikes? Then and there?
Well, anyway. As to Mr. Levin.
"I am just tired of the Likes of Drake and Kurtz." and, "I am so tired of this divisive issue."
WAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAA. Get over it pal! I'm here to stay and so is Kurtz. (If I may presume to speak for the good Colonel.) This is the topic of our time. You are trapped in history. So are we all. We're on the cutting edge of political thought, the "Vanguard" so to speak. (BTW, Thank you for this Forum, Alex!) If White nationalism must 'cut its teeth' on this religion bullshit, then so be it. I didn't start this debate and I certainly won't be the one to end it. (Even were I to capitulate, er, convert.)
Wanna' move on to othet topics? Some of you may find me "divisive" there too. So what? I don't put a premium on un-divisiveness. (Did I spell that right, AJ?)

Originally Posted by sean(doc)martin

Jesus wasn’t poor, you don’t have a treasurer to take care of you two dollar and fitty cent. They cast lots (or in other words took bids) to get his garments because they were obviously valuable.

The bible doesn’t say he was poor. He was a carpenter like me and let me assure you we make a lot of money.


Why yes it is. My dogs house is bigger than Kurtz's apartment.


Really? Where? I said if people hate him so much they should just oust him.

Besides he is opening the way to Christianize the National Alliance. I take great joy in seeing this happen to Pagan Pierce’s life work. I hope he gets every penny the NA has. Serves Dr Pierce right for not electing a successor.






But even after all the flames it doesn’t change the fact that both of you are poor and not one person on VNNF would trade places with either of you. Actually no one really likes either of you.

It is ok to hate me because I am great. But don’t let your jealously keep you down. I am sure you have another 20 years or so to accomplish a tenth of what I have in a few years.

Fuckin' Christians.

What's their threat? Hell?

Omfg!

[MOMUS]

the fact that this comes from the mind of a grown man is both funny and depressing. Doc is, indeed, a sort of treasure.

Originally Posted by sean(doc)martin

Why yes it is. My dogs house is bigger than Kurtz's apartment.


But even after all the flames it doesn’t change the fact that both of you are poor and not one person on VNNF would trade places with either of you. Actually no one really likes either of you.

It is ok to hate me because I am great. But don’t let your jealously keep you down. I am sure you have another 20 years or so to accomplish a tenth of what I have in a few years.

[Nordblod]

sean is nothing if not humble. An example to us all.

[MOMUS]

I see it differently. I think the shit-brain is too stupid to know what a crashing, bleating, squeaking, whining, one-man-parade of blind ignorance he appears as to the forum. I think that for the most part, he is blissfully unaware of the figure he cuts. Every day he starts afresh, the clumsy lies and verbal blunders of yesterday forgotten.

Originally Posted by Colonel.Kurtz

Yeah, when Duckless first began tonite's lunatic episode, I became worried that he'd wake up tomorrow, read what he'd written the nite before, get real embarrassed, and begin trying to erase everything. So, basically, I humored him to keep the entertainment alive and flowing prodigiously. Yahoo, we certainly struck gold tonite!!

[The Barrenness]

Originally Posted by MOMUS

I see it differently. I think the shit-brain is too stupid to know what a crashing, bleating, squeaking, whining, one-man-parade of blind ignorance he appears as to the forum. I think that for the most part, he is blissfully unaware of the figure he cuts. Every day he starts afresh, the clumsy lies and verbal blunders of yesterday forgotten.

Yeah, when Duckless first began tonite's lunatic episode, I became worried that he'd wake up tomorrow, read what he'd written the nite before, get real embarrassed, and begin trying to erase everything. So, basically, I humored him to keep the entertainment alive and flowing prodigiously. Yahoo, we certainly struck gold tonite!!

This is so amusing in a pathetic way. It looks like he hasn't even bothered to respond to either of you in quite some time, but yet, you both keep begging for his attention.

[MOMUS]

And what are you begging for, my dear?

Originally Posted by hitler goddess

This is so amusing in a pathetic way. It looks like he hasn't even bothered to respond to either of you in quite some time, but yet, you both keep begging for his attention.

[MOMUS]

Yes the subject matter has become your pariah pal the miserable braggart of the holler, dog martin. We despise him. We think it equally repulsive when you, he, and your ilk get together and exchange inane slings at your "enemies" those dreadful pagans. Get a clue, miss hypocrite. gather some objectivity. Look at yourself and at your loathesome pal.

Originally Posted by hitler goddess

This is so amusing in a pathetic way. It looks like he hasn't even bothered to respond to either of you in quite some time, but yet, you both keep begging for his attention.

[The Barrenness]

[QUOTE=MOMUS]Yes the subject matter has become your pariah pal the miserable braggart of the holler, dog martin. QUOTE]


It is either he or Anima that is always the subject matter when you are around. And speaking of Anima, you haven't pestered him in a couple of days now. You have some work to do, otherwise people might think you are losing your touch.

Seriously, what is your obsession with the both of them?

We think it equally repulsive when you, he, and your ilk get together and exchange inane slings at your "enemies" those dreadful pagans. Get a clue, miss hypocrite. gather some objectivity. Look at yourself and at your loathesome pal.

Yes, I just do so much of that. Like I said to Drake, I am not the one who CONSTANTLY makes this an issue, nor does he or AJ or whoever else you are referring to.

[MOMUS]

Generalizing is one of your specialities. You know damned well that i find martin to be the most obnoxious creature here. So what? As for the gook, hell, I enjoy fucking with him, so what? You enjoy defending them. You have your own girlish reasons for cosseting the vermin and I will continue to revile them on this, by god, WHITE MAN'S FORUM!

Have a blessed day, honey chile.

Originally Posted by hitler goddess

Yes, I just do so much of that. Like I said to Drake, I am not the one who CONSTANTLY makes this an issue, nor does he or AJ or whoever else you are referring to.

[Matthaus Hetzenauer]

Originally Posted by Colonel.Kurtz

Yeah, when Duckless first began tonite's lunatic episode, I became worried that he'd wake up tomorrow, read what he'd written the nite before, get real embarrassed, and begin trying to erase everything.

Nope, not a chance. The good quack's obviously proud of his previous night's work proselytizing to all the hellbound unbelievers out there in VNN land. Matter of fact, I'm getting a couple of chuckles reading his whacked-out bullshit right now.

(Which reminds me, Duckless - you owe me a new monitor, you fucker. I spit coffee all over my brand new 17" flatscreen this morning while reading your tripe about religious people actually possessing something vaguely resembling a brain).

[AJ Balfour]

Originally Posted by Paul Drake

I have seen the light and I stand corrected! Thanks AJ! I'll never spell 'non sequitur' and 'ad hominem' incorrectly again!
...As to their meanings:

Much more important, really.

Originally Posted by Paul Drake

"hal turner wants to put a bullet in my head because I refuse to buhleeve."
Response:
"Or maybe it'z because of the unnecessarily flippant and 'groid-like way you respond to ladies."
Equals: - *Does not Follow* - *Name Calling*

A perfectly logical conclusion, though with a little bit of intended levity. Hal doesn't tend to look favorably upon men who gratuitously insult women, and given his penchant for overreacting at times, my conclusion seemed at least somewhat plausible. However, I don't recall you posting any similar objections to PRxozak or DR ANTICHRIST calling for the murder of White Christians (Identity or otherwise) while chained up inside of churches. Oh, that'z right, those are the people who want to take your property from you. I forgot. Silly me.

Originally Posted by Paul Drake

HG calls herself 'rotten spoiled bitch'. Now who am I to dissagree with her own self-assessment.

Originally Posted by Paul Drake

It's the *mission* of every religious fruitcake, "bitch". You don't know that?

In other words, when you called her "bitch", there was really no unprovoked malice or disrespect intended. It was just an innocent take on her forum title. Uh, huh.

Originally Posted by Paul Drake

This is a White racialist, free speech forum, if I can see through my 'strange paranoia' enough to judge. Why would Boots take the time and trouble to post "Only stupid and uneducated people believe in god" and do all of the time consuming reasearch involved therewith if not for the sake of 'argument'?

Because this is a White, racialist, free speech forum, and it'z DocII's right, just as it is yours.

Originally Posted by Paul Drake

Why would Boots take the time and trouble to post "Only stupid and uneducated people believe in god" and do all of the time consuming reasearch involved therewith if not for the sake of 'argument'?
Persuasion. Convincing. ....Converting.

Now THAT'Z a non-sequitur: inferring from DocII's having put together a list of famous Christians, owing to his being proud of his beliefs, that he is therefore trying to convert YOU to his religion. And besides, there probably are younger people who, after spending some time in this forum, will believe that there never were any great thinkers who embraced Christianity.

Originally Posted by Paul Drake

Why would Boots take the time and trouble to post "Only stupid and uneducated people believe in god" and do all of the time consuming reasearch involved therewith if not for the sake of 'argument'?

BTW, in what way did you try to "argue" (rationally debate) with DocII? When responding to DocII's initial post, you replied:

Originally Posted by Paul Drake

So what's your point Sean? You tired of being called 'stupid and uneducated'?
Do you think you'll *convert* me with your list? Anyone that's observed human nature knows that even intellegent and educated people can be fools.
Why do you christers have this obsession to convert the infidels?
By the way, I've always wanted to ask you this, how many nigger's head's have you kicked in with those boots of your's?

Now, THERE is an excellent example of an "ad hominem" (appealing to personal considerations rather than to logic or reason) attack. Incidentally, would you prefer that DocII had entitled the thread, "Only stupid and uneducated people believe in Odin", or "Only stupid and uneducated people are Atheists"?

And you still haven't told us how and where in DocII's post he attempted to convert anybody.

Originally Posted by Paul Drake

Persuasion. Convincing. ....Converting. (Wait, I know! He wants to see how many 'views' it'll get!)

A capital offense in your mind, no doubt.

Originally Posted by Paul Drake

You know all this and understand it, Mr. AJ, but choose to overlook it because.... after all, THAT's the side you're on. I understand this and accept it. I stand *against* the side you're on. Big surprise, right??

Uh, no. Not really.

Originally Posted by Paul Drake

As to 'scripture'. How do you know that when jeebo told those kikes they were of their father the devil that he was speaking about ALL kikes for ALL time? Couldn't he have meant those specific, individual kikes? Then and there?

"Jeebo" = Jesus? Hey, I've never heard that one before. That'z really clever wordplay. Heh, heh.

In Matthew 23:35 He told the jews,
"That upon you may come all the righteous blood shed upon the earth, from the blood of righteous Abel unto the blood of Zacharias son of Barachias, whom ye slew between the temple and the altar." From "Abel to Zachariah" means to all of the jews because the ones He was addressing were not around in the beginning, as were Cain and Abel.

Also, from Matthew 27:25: "Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children."This is what the jews said after Pontius Pilate washed his hands of the imminent Crucifiction. I think it'z also worth noting that the Catholic Church would have seen no need for Vati-khan II to "change" the Bible by absolving all of the jews if the Catholic Church hadn't believed in what Jesus said about the jews in John 8:39-49 in the first place. I assume that a casual observation of all the juden's evil activites throught history, right up until today sort of tells the whole story as well. Just attempting to answer your question, Drake, no "conversion" attempts here.

I think the rag heads in the Middle East have the right idea in joining together in their efforts to defeat the kike pig beasts. However, I know that you prefer to "hang alone", and don't agree, but if you think that 50 different WN marches, containing only ten people each in 50 different cities is preferable to 500 people marching together in one parade, well, then good luck to you, sir.

Please be sure to give both Connie and Della a kiss for me, ok?

[AJ Balfour]

Originally Posted by MOMUS

I'll say this for you, Balfour, you are one of the more interesting of the crowd of pugnacious christian zealots who congregate here. I'm no music scholar, but I enjoyed your rebuttal to Prozak's thread on rock music.
I was surprised and pleased after seeing all those junior-high name-calling spats you endulged in.

And a gracious hello and salutations to you, Momus, old boy! And thank you kindly for the magnanimity of your felicitations, but right now I must first check to see if hell froze over. It didn't? Oh, waitaminnit: you don't believe in Heaven or hell, so for me, as a silly "xtian", to even mention this is downright disrespectful, now isn't it? Oh, I'm so sorry, dear heart. Can you forgive me? Aaaaah, of course you can. You're "Momus the Magnanimous"!

Originally Posted by MOMUS

So, perhaps convert isn't the most accurate word for what the forum christians seem to want to inflict on the dreadful pagans/freethinkers. You're right, Doc and ilk have no interest in our spiritual well-being or in "saving our immortal souls." They don't want to convert here. No, slay might be a better word. Annihilate. Chastise, rebuke, flagellate, scourge, etc. They bring a belligerant ignorance to debate and are quickest to stoop to ad homimem, and other cheapshots;

Oh, but Your Highness, everyone in the forum KNOWS that YOU, as VNNF's self designated arbiter and paladin of sobriety and propriety would NEVER deign to stoop to THOSE plebeian and ersatz levels of argumentation so favored by the common people, such as I, who occupy caste positions so many rungs beneath yours on the societal ladder, right? No, you ALWAYS take the "high road" of intellectual debate. In response to DocII's first post in this thread, where he lists a number of famous thinkers who embraced Christianity, Mr. Momus came forth with these miniature masterpieces:

Originally Posted by MOMUS

Doc will need somebody to explain the humor in the photo. Maybe hitler goddess will help him.

Doc loves to smite those wicked pagans with his mighty wooden sword.
He suspects them of having a nose which causes him problems.

Originally Posted by MOMUS

"Debate"? with that idiot? Good joke. Halfway interesting is an ambitious goal when it comes to the Doc's posts.

Originally Posted by MOMUS

Explain how prozac is my "buddy", please. I'm really curious because I don't think I've ever exchanged words with that entity. If I did, please be kind enough to point out where and about what.
i've read some of his posts and they make far more sense than the textual droolings of a certain ignorant, lying, boastful, superstitious, hypocrite whom you choose to defend. I almost said pal around with, but I detect an avoidance even in you of that loathsome entity.
I'll tell you, hg, I like the progress I've seen in your awareness since I first cursed you out for being a jew-dazzled, Fox-watching, female fool. I've thought about doing a thread on the subject, a retrospective of your posts showing stages in your dawning awareness.
You still run with an ignorant and superstitious crowd but you no longer squawk in defense of kikes. Don't ask me to cite; just remember the dinosaurs. No jews in that era, right? Unless you count G-d.

Originally Posted by MOMUS

I enjoy seeing someone reveal their own loathesomeness while thinking they are doing ill to someone else. The ignorant liar blissfully shows his true nature yet again. Even doc martin's forum associates know him to be a boastful liar, how they must cringe upon reading his trashy scribblings.
Golly, a ten room house with real indoor plumbing! And surrounded with all those empty houses that the industrious aryan warrior priest keeps building, oh my. That doc is living high as a TV evangelist, he's the Jim Baker of Possum Holler. Why, I bet the sybarite has an air-conditioned doghouse for his pooch.

WOW! Incredible! Such devastatingly adult repartee! From what past grandmasters of humor and the English language do you draw your inspiration from, MOMUS? Let me guess: Swift? Wilde? Noel Coward? Pray, tell (pun intended)!

Or what about these, which are #33 and #36 respectively, from the "Pagan Pedophilia" thread:

Originally Posted by MOMUS

"doc's life is a joke and he will never "get it".

Should Doc be declared a national treasure of stupidity? Well, Doc does provide most of the stupidity used on VNN Forum and the supply seems inexhaustable.
Too stupid to know how stupid he is, just functional enough to express his obnoxious ignorance, he shows his loathesome personality, narrow-minded ignorance, and boundless unearned self-worth with each post but remains blissfully unaware of it. Yes, he is amusing.

Originally Posted by MOMUS

Bark, forum dog, we're used to your noise.

To quote a certain ignorant forum mutt, " I can make him come when I call just like a dog hyuck hyuck. Duh you must have a point but I don't care...."

I took out all the commas for authenticity. Keep on showing your ass, you lying, bragging, hick. Reveal your loathesome nature for all to see.

Some of your other forum budz don't always use commas either, but you don't tend to criticize them for it, do you? Naaaaaaaaaaah! And this gem is #18 from the "Miss World 2004" thread:

Originally Posted by MOMUS

So, please scatter some more of those wisdom-nuggets among us. Though some may say they smell funny and seem too brown, your true fans believe you when you claim them to be pearls.

Your facility for framing a debate is nothing short of sensational as well, Momus. There are absolutely NO ad hominem attacks to be found anywhere in your posts. In each post (in the one above, you responded to someone else), you skillfully deconstructed DocII's original premise bit by bit by bit and reduced it to itz essentials, and in an artful way which could never otherwise be surpassed by mere mortals. If you had been able to use these literary gems at the Algonquin Round Table, Benchley, Woolcott and jewess Dorothy Parker all would have been reduced to quivering, tongue tied masses of jelly in your presence. Kudos to you, Sire!

And yet, while producing this cornucopia of burnished logic, reasoning and wit, you still found the time to inject your eneffable self into a couple of my threads a while ago, for these words of wisdom:

Originally Posted by MOMUS

This forum is intended for debate, especially debate concerning issues that effect Whites. It is not intended to be a try-out stage for a Katskill comedy lounge. I'm not impressed or amused by Mad Magazine-style "witty" come-backs that have little or nothing to do with the subject.

To be somewhat more frank, Lord Momus, you somehow manage to exclude your own incompetent, botched efforts to do likewise. Assigning any lasting value to what you are impressed or amused by seems to be a dubious method for ordering one's life, but unlike you, demigod that you are, I'm only mortal, thus, my observation here should be taken advisedly.

Originally Posted by MOMUS

I know, I know I don't have to read it. I don't have to read the funny-papers either, but I do, I do. No, no this is not that funny.

I'm transported back to the seventh-grade.... I can hear the shrill din of the playground....two roving bands of hostile nerds meet at the jungle-gym....all hell breaks loose!

What an embarrassment this thread should be to the participants.

Originally Posted by MOMUS

You slay me with your rapier wit. I yield to your brilliant net-warrior wordsmithing....but what was your point, again? Oh, yes, VNN Forum's crying need for a Don Rickles understudy. Well, you make the forum complete, don't you?

Well, not exactly. VNNF's crying need for a pompous, sanctimonious stuffed shirt with an extravagantly exaggerated sense of his own self-worth is filled in a masterly way by you as well, old sport.

Originally Posted by MOMUS

I think that with your arrival the forum may have reached its high renaissance era of junior-high insult humor.

Yet, once again, you wax nostalgic for those days of yore, your junior high years. I suppose this is because they were the happiest nine years of your life, were they not, old chap?

Originally Posted by MOMUS

Carry on, break new boundaries, you're a card, a pack of them.

Let it not be said of me, Momus, that I am unappreciative of your illustrious encomiums, so please allow me to belatedly return the favor and compare you, Lord Momus, to a pack of cards as well. I would liken you to the richly heralded Royal Flush! There are four of them in each deck, and let us face it, you definitely qualify as a "four flusher", oh Esteemed One!

Bless your heart, Momus!

[MOMUS]

I've read some of your junior-high screeds in the past, like I said, so I didn't bother to wade through this drivel. I'm sure it's clever as can be.

Perhaps hitlergoddess will drop in to cheer for you. Doc will be around to chime in as sure as shit stinks.

y'all have fun.

[AJ Balfour]

Originally Posted by MOMUS

I've read some of your junior-high screeds in the past, like I said, so I didn't bother to wade through this drivel. I'm sure it's clever as can be.

Perhaps hitlergoddess will drop in to cheer for you. Doc will be around to chime in as sure as shit stinks.

y'all have fun.

Yeeah, I figured that was about all you'd come up with. Once again, a typical Noel Coward-esque rejoinder from the Master(de)Bater Himself.

Tell you what, old snort: I've posted 22 examples of my "seventh-grade" humor in this thread here. What with your devastatingly mature, post-graduate propensity for verbal gymnastics, it should be quite an easy matter for you to waltz over to that thread and show everybody around here by just how many light years you can surpass my "junior-high" efforts.

I will be looking forward with unbridled anticipation to viewing the results of your transmundane jocoseness, oh Grand Exalted and Mystical Pooh-bah of VNNF!

[MOMUS]

No sir, I'm certain that I'm again slain by your rapier wit. You are the shit.
I'm just going to drag my poor wounded self away to study my thesaurus and some old mad magazines so that I can hope someday to debate with the likes of you.
So, gather up your weapons and go slay another dragon or pagan or athiest or whatever you like.
Or you can polish your skills further on this thread and post several more pages of empty blather; because you da man. Hitlergoddess thinks your are quite the wit. Show her your stuff.

Yeesh....

Originally Posted by AJ Balfour

Yeeah, I figured that was about all you'd come up with. Once again, a typical Noel Coward-esque rejoinder from the Master(de)Bater Himself.

Tell you what, old snort: I've posted 22 examples of my "seventh-grade" humor in this thread here. What with your devastatingly mature, post-graduate propensity for verbal gymnastics, it should be quite an easy matter for you to waltz over to that thread and show everybody around here by just how many light years you can surpass my "junior-high" efforts.

I will be looking forward with unbridled anticipation to viewing the results of your transmundane jocoseness, oh Grand Exalted and Mystical Pooh-bah of VNNF!