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Old April 24th, 2004 #1
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Shawntaz
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Shahisha,Shehetia
http://whitebear.forumhoster.com/ind...showtopic=4409
Maquilla
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Jecory
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Sharonne
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LaToria & Marvel
http://whitebear.forumhoster.com/ind...topic=4641&hl=
Laticha
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Jerrell
http://whitebear.forumhoster.com/ind...showtopic=4660
Starletta
http://www.co.beaufort.sc.us/Council/Hairston.htm
Shawntina & Lakita
http://whitebear.forumhoster.com/ind...showtopic=4685
Deondra &
http://whitebear.forumhoster.com/index.php...wtopic=4705&hl=
Laterica
http://www.kansascity.com/mld/tallahassee/...cal/8479698.htm
When I was in the Pelican Bay design county jail in Jersey, one congoloid was lying face down, spread-eagled on the filthy floor, and a second asked him: "Where yo cousin, Rigor Mortis? I neveh seen him foh a long time". I was unsure if that was a given name or a nickname.
Vornelius & Tareka
http://whitebear.forumhoster.com/index.php...st=0&#entry8591
http://whitebear.forumhoster.com/ind...=ST&f=3&t=4819
Jawuan
http://whitebear.forumhoster.com/index.php...&st=0#entry8713
The late Dezmon & mammy
Shinikka

http://whitebear.forumhoster.com/index.php...opic=4919&st=0&
Brandz, Keneshia & Bertis
http://whitebear.forumhoster.com/index.php...wtopic=4915&hl=
Tamika & Tremayne
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http://whitebear.forumhoster.com/ind...showtopic=4966
Exentria & Lashaun
http://whitebear.forumhoster.com/ind...showtopic=4963
Jay-Quan
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Old April 25th, 2004 #2
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It's all about gettin' back to da roots, yo. Find me ONE African blek with any of those names. Then again, the White Suburbanites aren't doing us any favours with the names that they're using for their children as of late.
 
Old April 25th, 2004 #3
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Do you think that it's an "urban legend" that blacks disproportionately give their young absurd and ridiculous names? The nice Mikkelsons at Snopes.com say it is. They are self-proclaimed myth debunkers.
Of course they also say that it is false that Israeli workers stayed home from work at the WTC on 9-11-2001. Those nice folks don't bother to offer data or figures to back that statement though, just similar comments from other nice Jewish persons.
You would lose backing that first PC notion about funny nigger-names. I know people who worked recording data from the 'hood and they have shown me long lists of laughable names. An entire book of inadvisable ghetto appellations could be made by downloading the rosters of Chicago public schools alone.
You want just one fucked-up ghetto name? Here: http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/news/WAB...hildabuse.html

Uniqua backs me up; she gave her child/victim the same dumb name her mammy gave her.
Try: Latrina, Trashonda, Shithead ( dat's SHU-TAID'), Female (dat's FU-MAH'-LEE, just like it say on da nametag when da hospital named her), Malice (he dead), and many, many more.
This link: http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/ar...TICLE_ID=33896
shows that there is a need for more research to help the crusading and brilliant black legislator find the perfect "black" name for a hurricane.
The hurricane season is fast approaching, Gallytuck, help the noble black Solon find the right name for the very first ever Negro Hurricane. It's about time black folks had one of their own.
Let's pitch in, folks, and find that perfect nigger-name!



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It's all about gettin' back to da roots, yo. Find me ONE African blek with any of those names. Then again, the White Suburbanites aren't doing us any favours with the names that they're using for their children as of late.
 
Old April 26th, 2004 #4
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Chain, now I know it's really you. Nice to have you back!
These shit-for-names that only a nigger would have are really handy for deciphering the kike's ("race doesn't exist") "news."
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Old April 26th, 2004 #5
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Heres one for you.
Latoya
Ive seen many many niggers with that name. You know what, back in high school I actually saw some blonde haired White girl with the name "Danesha". Pronounced "Dah neeh shah".
 
Old April 30th, 2004 #6
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Heres one for you.
Latoya
Ive seen many many niggers with that name. You know what, back in high school I actually saw some blonde haired White girl with the name "Danesha". Pronounced "Dah neeh shah".
Believe it or not, I knew a nigger in the Army with the first name of "Beverly." Yep - Beverly Tyrone Hurt. (You know he was one nigger who was glad only last names were used on name tags).
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Old May 1st, 2004 #7
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Orquidea , killed by a beating to the head by her husband and his hammer.
http://whitebear.forumhoster.com/ind...topic=5549&hl=
EDIT- Correction to "Orchid Ea" above- Turns out she used to be Dominican. It's still a lovely name though, no?

Thanks, Ossian. Nice to be so welcomed. It really is.

Georgie, here is a "Latonya"- just one letter off from "Latoya". Latonya got hoed out by her mammy from age 4. Next time- think about your black karma before your incarnate, Latonya.
http://whitebear.forumhoster.com/ind...topic=5542&hl=

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Old May 1st, 2004 #8
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Latoya and it's drivilitives might be popular because of the original Black drag queen Latoya Jackson, the sister of Janet Jackson/ later turned brother of Janet and finally ended up as another walking jackson example of why biodegradable plastic is bad for the environment.

Some of the airlifted brothas and sistas from da mothaland have names like moses and jesus, which won't stretch their imagination. Christian missionaries have done wondeful work.

I might add Letisha Letisha was an innocent black girl who happened to be gunned down while in the company of young black businessmen (alleged). The original headlines read two girls shot to death, and I thought theres two less white girls in the world. But I came to my senses and worked out that females of colour have a higher than slight to middling chance of being victims of gun crime and after looking at the names I confirmed the hypothesis. Also I had some pangs of guilt after seeing white girls with the name Letisha, that maybe it wasn't really an afro-kwamerican name. Sure enough it's a variation of an ancient Roman name, but I learned a valuable lesson, that of Negrification by Association.

Moesha Moesha was always a Hip show, remember just because the cast was all black doesn't mean it was racist:

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I am from the same neighborhood the cast of Moesha is from. The Crenshaw area of Los Angeles. Crenshaw High is a real high school and I attended school there for 2 years and the fact of the matter is that NO WHITE PEOPLE GO TO THAT SCHOOL. I swear that 99% of the students there are Black or Mexican. The show is just depicting real life in that area. Ask anyone who went to Crenshaw High and they will tell you the same thing.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115275/board/nest/7883571
 
Old May 2nd, 2004 #9
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Towander has cilled her pibe year old.
http://whitebear.forumhoster.com/ind...showtopic=1539
...If you are expecting a guhlchild, why not considah "Towander"?
It may sound J-wish, but it be black.

Then whats about Likeyous , of the same link?

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Old May 5th, 2004 #10
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Judarise, Zaton, Raekwon & Chonita, JaQuitta reporting.
Click into VIDEO called:
"Man Held In Toddler's Shooting" (They forgot to add the word "Death")
http://www.wsbtv.com/index.html

or see NNN Reporters' Forum link:
http://whitebear.forumhoster.com/ind...t=0#entry10829
 
Old May 6th, 2004 #11
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my aunt told me this several years ago. she said saw it first hand, and she doesn't just tell tales, but it's still pretty incredible (ly stupid).

she was a nurse at a hospital in the bronx during the early 80s (after growing up in rural Nebraska!), and one night this woman brings her two sons into the emergency room. my aunt was filling out their forms or whatever, and the woman gives their names as "leah-mon-juh-low" and "oar-ahn-juh-low."

my aunt, a little vexed, asked her to spell them out, and this is what these kids were named:

LEMONJELLO
ORANGEJELLO

!!!!
 
Old May 6th, 2004 #12
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Odd - I was always under the impression niggers preferred Kool-Aid over Jello.

That is damn funny though. Leave it to a nigger to name their offspring after a favorite food or drink of theirs. Wonder why we have'nt run across any of 'em named KFC or Cisco?
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Old May 6th, 2004 #13
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Let's do Otha!
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Ms. Tyreesha Nubeesha Butts' photo credit to NNN-
http://www.newnation.org/index2.html
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By the way, do you think her name is prettier than mine?
Yes. I'm afraid so. But it weren't your fault, Tyreesha- it were yo'mammy's, so don't let it affect your proud black self-esteem.
http://whitebear.forumhoster.com/ind...t=0#entry11245
Tyronza, is clearly a pig latin type combo version of the popular black male name "Tyrone" , combined with "Tarzan". (Also the "Z" makes me think of zebras and Zimbabwe"). Tyronza makes me think of Tarzan, and I always liked the old 1930's Tarzan movies.

The feminine aspect comes in with the "a" on the end, like mestiz"a" or filipin"a" or mexican"a".

So, you have "Tyrone" + "Tarzan", zebras & Zimbabwe + one sexy "a"(ssed) lady.

I don't mean to hurt your feelings, Tyreesha. As I say, it weren't yo'fault. Your mammy (and don't take this wrong) just wasn't quite as creative as "Tyronza's" mammy.

If it makes you feel any better to know it, I might get a black rottweiler b*tch someday, and I promise to name her "Tyronza Nuronza", but I will really be thinking of you, Tyreesha.

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Old May 9th, 2004 #16
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I went to school with two big ole fat niggah girls and their names were tequilla and trolanie.
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I have been introduced to a spearchucking "Mr. Jay Walker"...better, I suppose than a "Mr. First Degree Felony".
Talethia & Abdullah El-Amin Shareef
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Tyronda & Ostaohanmwen
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Divine King Thomas
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Machekia, Rockell, D'anajeh, & Taria
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Raashed
http://whitebear.forumhoster.com/ind...showtopic=5841
Onnesity & Tanaia Goad
http://whitebear.forumhoster.com/ind...showtopic=6451
Chimurenga of the Democratic Uhuru Movement (tribe?) in St. Petersburg, FL.
http://whitebear.forumhoster.com/ind...showtopic=6493
Denarius, Darnell, Capathus, Terrance & Fadenso "Maniac" Jackson
http://whitebear.forumhoster.com/ind...showtopic=4370
Javal
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/sto...=20040505NR103
LaShawnya
http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/3304313/detail.html
Akeem Capers
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Terrycus
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Rashawn
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Cerissa
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Charles Love Jones
http://whitebear.forumhoster.com/ind...t=0#entry12833
Leveria
http://whitebear.forumhoster.com/ind...t=0#entry12836
Chuwan, Jamar & DeShawn
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RaShaad Germany & Shaunika
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Myesha & Rufus
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Niaave
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Danatus
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Tayquelea & Taurus (would have been better coupled with surname "Ford")
http://whitebear.forumhoster.com/ind...t=0#entry14048
Ladaras
http://whitebear.forumhoster.com/ind...showtopic=7500

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This totally the best thread ever in the history of the universe!. I'm not joking.
 
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