I'm waiting for the royal divorce where Megan will take half of Harry's possessions and then raise up an army of darkies to fight for the British crown. It would be entertaining and in my opinion better than the slow death the west is now experiencing. My poor daughters prance around the room singing "Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves, Britons never will be slaves!" and I don't have the heart to tell them its already after happening!
Make your short life immortal.