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Old July 30th, 2005 #1
DJ_Zarathustra
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Default 101 Gut-Busting Blonde Jokes

That's the title of my soon-to-be bestseller. I know how much Americans love a good blonde joke, and I need the money, so I'm doing it. You can't stop me.

You're all eager for an excerpt from this hilarious compilation. Here's one:

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A blind blonde man walks into a biker bar. He sits down, orders a drink and says to the bartender, "A friend of mine just told me an extremely funny Mexican joke. Wanna hear it?"

The bartender says, "Wait a second. Before you say anything, I think you should know that I'm Mexican, the other bartender here is Mexican, and there's three Mexican bikers standing behind you. Now, do you still want to tell me your funny Mexican joke?"

The blind blonde man replies, "Nah. I don't want to have to explain the same joke five times."

And there's 100 more. Order today. Operators are standing by.