Originally Posted by notmenomore
Used to hear this one about 40+ years ago. The complete version:
You Thought Like Parker Dreamed: he dreamt he farted and he shit.
"Not" what? I heard it FROM my family; I didn't say it ORIGINATED from them....
"First: Do No Good." - The Hymiecratic Oath
"The man who does not exercise the first law of nature—that of self preservation — is not worthy of living and breathing the breath of life." - John Wesley Hardin