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Old June 18th, 2010 #19
Mike in Denver
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I was born on Tau Ceti-7. When I was about 1,100 years old my folks moved to Altair 4. I was so young, I barely remember the move.

I remember when we first visited Earth. If my dad had been paying more attention, we would not have crashed into that damn hill outside of Roswell, New mexico in 1947.

Had that not happened, I'd be back on Altair 4 flirting with some cute grey babe with big eyes, instead of wearing this stinking giant pink rubber human suit.

I'm no better than mediocre at anything but drinking beer. If it weren't for the craft beer you humans brew, your planet would be destroyed.

Mike
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