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Old June 27th, 2004 #2
Grog007
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Originally Posted by 999
The Republican Platform 2004
6-26-4

1. Jesus loves you and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
She is a liz right?
2. The United States should get out of the United Nations and our highest national priority is to enforce UN resolutions against Iraq.
And never ever mention all the ones against Izzy Hell.

3. "Standing tall for America" means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.
Yes but it builds wealth for th elites which is good for all of us especially when they trickle down on us peons.

4. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body but the government has no place interfering with the right of multinational corporations to make decisions affecting all mankind.
Because according to amerika Corporations have MORE rights than people!

5. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host, in which case it's an illness.
Actually it was Reagan and Bush 1 who took SSI away from the drunks and druggies.

6. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
Hey 40% of them don't speak english and a dollar buys a whole lot more in mexico, enough to bring the whole family over when Jose becomes an amerikan shitizen dead or alive!

7. Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you someday run for Governor of California as a Republican.
Damn man those are the requirements for the job of governor of california!

8. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
Give them condoms and they'll just chrew them like bubble gum while dropping little Rat sheetta or Booker off at the schools day care!

9. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our longtime allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
You are learning from the jews aren't you?

10. HMO's and insurance companies have the interest of the public at heart and require protection against lawsuits from greedy policyholders.
No just because they are corporations and again dummy in amerika Corporations have MORE rights than people!

11. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy while providing health care to all Americans represents socialism.
Yes. All you Trotskites have it right, especially the killing part!

12. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science but creationism should be taught in schools.
Whatz youse problem with Gawd and his sun the jew on a stick!

13. It is okay that the Bush family has done millions of dollars of business with the Bin Laden family.
Yes it is because they are rich, and it is just the ENVY FACTOR that makes you hate them just ask any of the Mises Pieces southern boys at Jew Rockwell dot com!

14. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find bin Laden" diversion.
And you forgot how he gassed the Kurds with the Gas WE GAVE HIM, and how valued an ally he was against does dirty rotten commies and then dirty rotten Iranians.

15. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is deeply patriotic and questioning it makes you an ally of terrorists.
No making every twelve year old boy who knows that a blow job is sex laugh is undignified for a president while a queer with AIDS giving blow jobs is a CIA Asset and Gawd's revenege! Hey Haw itz Armageddon boyz we gotz to round up the confederate Cavalry and ride to save the Lion of Ju dah from the bear of the North, Hee Haw!
16. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
Half right but I don't see Old Ben or Sam with Web pages.

17. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades but George Bush's Harken Oil stock trade are none of our business. Oh hell yes cause IBP -- also know as the Tysons who own Arkansas -- is the meat industry while Harken Oil was jkust one of many Bush failures.
18. You support states' rights, which means Attorney General Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have a right to adopt. Yes, but Johann Ashcan speaks to GW who takes his orders from Gawd, don't you believe Gawd rights exceed states rights.

19. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960's is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80's is irrelevant.
From a porn point of view hell yes, he clit ton was always more interesting than GW the beer can Frat boy.

20. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
For the last time there are good commies and bad commies and good commies are the ones who take outr jobs and sell us cheap junk so they can buy our Izzy hell war bonds.
21. Affirmative action is wrong but it is OK for daddy and his friends to get GWB into Yale, the Texas Air National Guard, Harvard Business School, the Governorship of Texas and then have the Supreme Court appoint him President of the USA.

Yes it is because they are rich, and it is just the ENVY FACTOR that makes you hate them just ask any of the Mises Pieces southern boys at Jew Rockwell dot com!

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1. She is a liz right?
2. And never ever mention all the ones against Izzy Hell.
3. Yes it builds wealth for the elites which is good for all of us especially when they trickle down on us peons.
4. Because according to amerika Corporations have MORE rights than people! And next you'll want woo mans make all kinds of decisions besides what soap to buy.
5. Actually it was Reagan and Bush 1 who took SSI away from the drunks and druggies.
6. Hey 40% of them don't speak english and a dollar buys a whole lot more in mexico, enough to bring the whole family over when Jose becomes an amerikan shitizen dead or alive!
7. Damn man those are the requirements for the job of governor of california!
8. Give them condoms and they'll just chrew them like bubble gum while dropping little Rat sheetta or Booker off at the schools day care!
9. You are learning from the jews aren't you?
10. No just because they are corporations and again dummy in amerika Corporations have MORE rights than people!
11. Yes. All you Trotskites have it right, especially the killing part!
12. Whatz youse problem with Gawd and his sun the jew on a stick!
13. Yes it is because they are rich, and it is just the ENVY FACTOR that makes you hate them just ask any of the Mises Pieces southern boys at Jew Rockwell dot com!
14. And you forgot how he gassed the Kurds with the Gas WE GAVE HIM, and how valued an ally he was against does dirty rotten commies and then dirty rotten Iranians.
15. No making every twelve year old boy who knows that a blow job is sex laugh is undignified for a president while a queer with AIDS giving blow jobs is a CIA Asset and Gawd's revenege! Hey Haw itz Armageddon boyz we gotz to round up the confederate Cavalry and ride to save the Lion of Ju dah from the bear of the North, Hee Haw!
16. Half right but I don't see Old Ben or Sam with Web pages.
17. Oh hell yes cause IBP -- also know as the Tysons who own Arkansas -- is the meat industry while Harken Oil was jkust one of many Bush failures.
18. Yes, but Johann Ashcan speaks to GW who takes his orders from Gawd, don't you believe Gawd rights exceed states rights.
19. From a porn point of view hell yes, he clit ton was always more interesting than GW the beer can Frat boy.
20. For the last time there are good commies and bad commies and good commies are the ones who take outr jobs and sell us cheap junk so they can buy our Izzy hell war bonds.
21. Yes it is because they are rich, and it is just the ENVY FACTOR that makes you hate them just ask any of the Mises Pieces southern boys at Jew Rockwell dot com!