off the top of my head...
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fucked up as a three car nigger funeral.
quiet as a mouse pissing on cotton.
good lord willin' and the creek don't rise.
drunker'n Cooter Brown.
happier than a faggot in a dick tree.
couldn't find his/her ass w/ both hands and a flash light.
harder than Chinese arithmetic.
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