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Old January 21st, 2014 #6
MikeTodd
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Cool off the top of my head...

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fucked up as a three car nigger funeral.

quiet as a mouse pissing on cotton.

good lord willin' and the creek don't rise.

drunker'n Cooter Brown.

happier than a faggot in a dick tree.

couldn't find his/her ass w/ both hands and a flash light.

harder than Chinese arithmetic.
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