The British terminology and phrase lists have been updated.
British terminology, including but not limited to the following:
All exclusive insults, profanity and other vulgarity including but not limited to the following: b*llend, bint, bollock(s), bugger, daft apoth, div, git, minger, mong, mug (term for the face or a gullible / foolish person), muppet, plonker, prat, saddo, sh*te, slag, slapper, sod, t*ss, t*sser, twonk, wally, w*nker
All regional dialect and slang (e.g. Northern, Cockney)
Arsed (referring to the will to act)
Auntie Beeb (an abbreviation for the BBC, the British Broadcasting Corporation, a notorious hostile propaganda-spewing organisation controlled by rotten scum who advocate and promote Briton eradication)
Bagsy
Banger (term for a sausage or a car in poor condition)
Barking (referring to insanity)
Barmy
Batty (referring to insanity or intense fixation)
Bent (term for someone or something that is corrupt or homosexual in nature) (example: "Those police officers are bent")
Bird (term for a woman)
Bleeder (term for a contemptible person or someone deserving of pity)
Bleeding (used for emphasis or to express annoyance)
Blighter
Blimey
Blimming
Bloke
Bloody (when expressing frustration, bewilderment, anger or other feeling of some intensity) (this seems to be the most popular term)
Blooming (outside of referring to plantlife)
Blinder (referring to an excellent achievement)
Blinding (referring to intensity or an excellent achievement)
Bob (term for money)
Bog (term for lavatory)
Bog-standard
Botch job
Bolshy / bolshiness
Bottle (term for courage)
Bollocking (referring to a reprimand or assault)
Bonkers (referring to someone or something being insane)
Brolly
Bugger / buggered / buggering (referring to damaging or ruining something)
Builder's tea
Bung / bunged / bunging (referring to carelessly putting something somewhere)
Cack-handed / cack-handedness
Chap (term for a male person)
Cheek (referring to audacity)
Cheeky (in the modern era, this word is sometimes followed by a noun or verb to signify approval, with examples including 'cheeky Nando's', 'cheeky tackle' and 'cheeky throw')
Cheers (when expressing gratitude) (this word often precedes 'mate')
Chinese whispers (referring to rumours that have been circulated and distorted until they only vaguely resemble the truth)
Chinwag
Chippy (term for a fish-and-chip shop)
Chocka
Chockablock
Chuffed
Civvy Street
Clanger (term for an absurd or embarrassing blunder)
Clever clogs
Clever dick (term often used in a disparaging manner against a person who is knowledgeable or intelligent)
Codswallop
Conk (term for the nose)
Copper (term for police officer)
Cor
Corrie (an abbreviation of Coronation Street, which is a prominent soap opera)
Cracking (referring to something being of at least very good quality) (example: "Cracking cheese, Gromit")
Crikey
Cuppa
Curtain twitcher (referring to an overinquisitive neighbour, often caught peering out on street activities from a curtained window)
Daft / daftness
Dear (term for expensiveness)
Diddums
Dishy (term for a male the user finds sexually attractive)
Do (referring to some form of party or sexual intercourse)
Doddle
Dodgy / dodginess
Dog's dinner (referring to a debacle or horrific mess)
Done (referring to prosecution or punishment for an offence) (example: "I heard that he was done for speeding")
Dope (term for a foolish or silly person)
Dopey (referring to someone being foolish or silly)
Dosh
Dozy
Faff / faffed / faffing
Fag (term for a cigarette)
Fit (referring to a high level of physical attractiveness)
Fiver (term for a five-pound note)
Flaming (when expressing annoyance, bewilderment, anger or other feeling of some intensity)
Flip (when expressing annoyance, bewilderment, anger or other feeling of some intensity)
Flipping (when expressing annoyance, bewilderment, anger or other feeling of some intensity)
Flog / flogged / flogging (term for selling)
Footy (term for football)
Fortnight
Fuzz (term for police)
Geezer (I find this term the most amusing)
Gob / gobby / gobbed / gobbing
Gobsmacked
Gutted (referring to grief or devastating news)
Gutting (referring to grief or devastating news)
High Street
Hooter (term for a siren or steam whistle)
Hump (referring to sour mood or sexual intercourse)
Hunky-dory
Innit
Jammy (referring to good luck)
Jokes (referring to something being amusing) (example: "That is so jokes")
Kerfuffle
Kip / kipped / kipping (term for sleeping or a sleeping session) ('Kip' can also be Scottish dialect for a bed)
Kit (referring to clothing used for an activity such as a sport)
Knacker / knackered / knackering
Lad
Legend (used more commonly and in a specific way among UK cultural adherents) (example: "Mate, you're a legend")
Lolly (term for a frozen confection on a stick)
Loo
Lorry
Lurgy (term for an unspecified contagious illness)
Manky
Mate (term for a friend)
Minging
Motor (term for a car)
Mush (a manner of addressing someone)
Naff
Nark / narky
Natter / nattered / nattering
Nick / nicked / nicking (term for theft, snagging, condition and arrest)
Nip / nipped / nipping (referring to visiting or moving to a location)
Nonce
Numpty
Nutter
Oi (used to attract someone’s attention, usually in a hostile manner)
Old Bill (term for police)
Pint (when referring to milk or an alcoholic drink) (example: "I'll have a pint of stout, please")
Plod (term for a police officer or a police force in general)
Poorly (referring to the state of being unwell, in poor health)
Ponce (term for a male with effeminate qualities, or someone who seeks to obtain something without paying for it or doing anything in return, or someone who is subsidised by a prostitute's earnings)
Pop / popped / popping (referring to entering a location, or the act of adding or moving something)
Poppet
Posh
Proper (referring to good quality)
Pull / pulled / pulling (referring to attracting a sexual partner or managing to achieve a sexual encounter)
Quid
Red mist (term for extreme anger that impairs judgement)
Ropey (referring to poor quality)
Rozzer (term for police officer)
Sack / sacked / sacking (referring to dismissal or termination of employment)
Scarper / scarpered / scarpering
Shag / shagged / shagging (term for sexual intercourse)
Sharpish (term for acting or moving quickly)
Skew-whiff
Skint
Skive / skived / skiving
Slot(s) / slotted / slotting (term for killing someone or something)
Snog(s) / snogged / snogging (term for intense and prolonged kissing)
Sod / sodded / sodding (in both disparaging and non-disparaging context)
Sorted (organised, arranged, or dealt with satisfactorily) (of a person: confident, organised and emotionally well-balanced) (of a person: prepared for or provided with something, especially illegal drugs)
Spot on (referring to something being entirely accurate)
Squaddie
Stuff / stuffed (term for hostile disregard, hostile rejection or failure)
Sunshine (a manner of addressing someone)
Ta (when expressing gratitude)
Tea (referring to dinner or dinnertime)
Telly
Tenner (term for a ten-pound note)
The Beeb (an abbreviation for the BBC, the British Broadcasting Corporation, a notorious hostile propaganda-spewing organisation controlled by rotten scum who advocate and promote Briton eradication)
The Nick (referring to prison)
Thick (referring to lack of intelligence)
Top(s) / topped / topping (term for killing someone or something)
Top up / top-up (referring to increasing an amount to required and/or desired level)
Tosh
Totty
Welly / wellies (term for rubber boot(s) used for movement through harsh or problematic terrain)
Whatsit(s) (term for something with an identity that cannot be recalled or is inappropriate for current circumstances)
Whip-round (term for a collection of contributions of money from a group of people for a particular purpose)
Wind-up
Wind / wound / winding up (referring to causing great aggravation)
Wind-up merchant
Wobbler (term for a tantrum)
Wrong 'un
Yank (term for an American or something of United States origin)
British phrases, including but not limited to the following:
An' all (a more informal form of 'and all', used for emphasis)
Ballsed up / ballsed <pronoun> up (meaning to perform very badly and make mistakes) (example: "You have ballsed up the wiring")
Bang <pronoun> out (referring to physically attacking someone, specifically with punches, and rendering the target unconscious)
Bang / banging on about (meaning talking about something constantly and/or in detail)
Bang / banged / banging <applicable pronoun> up (referring to imprisonment) (example: "Those delinquents across the street should be banged up")
Bee's knees (referring to something being highly desirable)
Bent as a nine-bob note
Bob's your uncle (referring to conclusion of explanation)
Bog / bogged / bogging off
Buck / bucked / bucking <pronoun> ideas up (referring to improving one's behaviour or attitude)
Budge / budged / budging up
Bunk / bunked / bunking off (term for truancy)
Chuck / chucked / chucking it down (referring to rainfall)
Cock / cocked / cocking (it) up (referring to incompetence or failing a task)
Conk / conked / conking out (term for sleeping)
Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough (an encouragement or invitation to a challenge or fight)
Come on, England (the football rallying cry often heard from England team supporters during football tournaments)
Come on, then (when a physical fight is instigated)
Cop / copping / copped it (referring to failure or death) (example: "The enemy platoon copped it after only lasting a minute in combat")
Cop / copped / copping off
Cost / costing a bomb
Crack / cracked / cracking on (referring to undertaking a task) (example: "I had best crack on with this assignment")
Do / done / doing a runner (running away from an embarrassing and/or incriminating scene)
Do / does / doing <pronoun> in (referring to killing someone or something) (example: "I do not trust that man to not do me in")
Do / does / doing <possessive pronoun / determiner (my, your, their, etc)> <object (e.g. head)> in (example: "That buzzing noise is doing my head in")
Do one (telling someone to go away)
Donkey's <time period type (e.g. years, ages)> (referring to longevity) (example: "These batteries last for Donkey's ages")
Faffing about / around / with
Fanny's your aunt (referring to conclusion of explanation)
Full of beans (referring to being energetic, lively and/or enthusiastic)
Get in (when expressing joy and/or encouragement over a positive development)
Get in there (when expressing joy and/or encouragement over a positive development)
Get(s) / got / getting on <pronoun> wick (example: "That song is getting on my wick")
Get out of it (telling someone or something to stop interfering with something)
Give <pronoun> a go (referring to attempting or experiencing something)
Give <pronoun> one (referring to sexual intercourse)
Give over (when telling someone to stop making implausible statements or to stop doing something)
Go on, my son (when expressing strong encouragement and/or approval)
Have / has / having a crack at (referring to attempting something)
Have / has / having a go (criticising and/or condemning someone or something)
Have / has / having the foggiest (referring to lack of knowledge / awareness)
Have / has / having a laugh (referring to frivolousness or talking jokingly) (example: "Wanting me to do that? Are you having a laugh"?)
In a jiffy
It's coming home (the football rallying cry often heard from England team supporters during World Cup tournaments)
Jog on (telling someone to go away)
Kick / kicked / kicking in (meaning to take effect) (example: "The painkillers I took are beginning to kick in")
Knock / knocked / knocking <pronoun> block off (referring to physical assault) (example: "I will knock your block off for that")
Language, Timothy (the specific condemnatory phrase)
Leg / legged / legging it (meaning to flee very quickly) (example: "I need to leg it before the Komodo dragon bites me")
Lose / lost / losing the plot (referring to being irrational and/or acting ridiculously)
Lovely jubbly
Muck / mucked / mucking about
Muck / mucked / mucking around
Muck / mucked / mucking up
My beauty (general exclamation of happiness and joy) (example: "Nice one, my beauty"!)
Naff / naffed / naffing off
Nice one (when expressing approval)
Not a happy bunny (referring to someone being in some form of negative mood)
Not much cop (referring to something being unimpressive or of poor quality)
Off <pronoun> head(s) (referring to insanity or lack of mental soundness) (example: "That man is off his head")
On about (when requesting clarification of general speech or a point) (example: “What are you on about, you crazy person”?)
On the pull (referring to trying to find a sexual partner or a sexual encounter)
On your bike (telling someone to leave the area)
Out of it (used in a specific way to refer to elimination or ceasing participation)
Out of order (referring to objectionable conduct)
Pack in (referring to cessation of activity or state)
Pack(s) / packed / packing it in (referring to cessation of activity or state)
Play / played / playing silly buggers
Play / played / playing up (referring to misbehaviour or a malfunction)
Pop(s) / popped / popping <pronoun> clogs (example: "When he pops his clogs...")
Sling your hook (telling someone to leave)
Sod / sodded / sodding off
Sod's law (referring to an unfair state of affairs)
Take / took / taking the <expletive or other term> (example: "A colleague keeps taking the mickey out of me")
The full Monty (refers to pursuing or embracing something to the limit)
They think it's all over. It is now. (a quote from 1966 World Cup commentary popularised and repeated by a number of football enthusiasts)
Tom, Dick and Harry (phrase used a placeholder for unspecified people or the general / entire populace)
Well <quality state (e.g. good, better, hard)> (examples: "That new film is well good", "You should avoid angering him because he is well hard")
Who are you? (very many users pronounce 'you' as 'yah', due to how low in social calibre they are) (a rhetorical question, generally in the form of an insulting chant, accompanied by finger-pointing; meant as abuse to a single person or team performing in front of a crowd, by indicating that they are unknown and insignificant)
Wind / wound / winding <pronoun> neck in (telling someone to cease talking or arguing) (example: "He kept verbally attacking me, so I told him to wind his neck in")
You what? (used to ask for clarification of something or for intimidation) (variations of this include "You what, mate"? and "You f**king what"?)
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I cannot help but speculate that if the UK nationals of previous generations had devoted more time to vigilance, superiority doting, mental evolution and cultural evolution instead of conceiving stupid and embarrassing dialect and phrases, the current predicament could have been avoided! What horrific prioritisation!
Abandoning usage of these words and phrases has tactical utility. It assists with detection of UK cultural conformists who masquerade as nonconformists of said culture. It also aids detection of certain foreign nationals who masquerade as UK natives / cultural conformists. It also helps with being taken more seriously by others. The negative effects of the usage definitely outweigh the situational positive effects. Abandoning usage of these terms and phrases is a crucial part of the relevant population segments' cultural transition into the superior cultural state elaborated on in this site. All trace of the very decadent, seriously unpleasant, weakness-nurturing, heavily embarrassing and heavily debasing current culture should be erased and gone forever.