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Old July 29th, 2014 #53
Samuel Toothgold
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...Patrick Sawyer, 40, was planning to return home to Coon Rapids, Minnesota, to be reunited with his children for two of his daughters' birthdays in August...
Now that they will read this here, this should spark a name-changing campaign for that city. I'm in favor of renaming it Boon Rapids, for example.
Such people travelling to those places should have a warning label either tattooed or sewn onto them. These types are like the ones who need the following label glued to their brand new lawnmowers upon purchase which states, "It is dangerous to cut your hair using this device".