A televangelist "healing" a deaf man:
The Rev: "Do you believe in Jeeesus?!"
Deaf dude: "Er...what?"
Rev: "I said, assho--...er, heh heh!...I SAID, DO YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS H. CHRIST?"
Dude: "Um, yes, Reverend Kenny Kaching, I do..."
Rev: "In the name of Jeeesus, Satan come
out!"
FAWOOMP!
Dude: "I...I believe I can...hear!...Oh
Lord!"
Rev: "Say bebba..."
Dude: "Um, bebba?"
Rev: "Say bebba!...B-A-B-Y."
...I mean
Dude: "Baby..."
Rev: "Praise Jesus! He's been healed!...Hallelujah and all that!...Can I get an amen?!"
Audience murmur: "Amen..."
Rev (whispering): "Psst!...Joe, get the fuckin' collection plates ta passin', asap!...You, Phil, wheel up the next chump..."