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Old January 27th, 2014 #65
N.B. Forrest
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The thing that surprised me was she didn't really seem embarrassed. Most women would have died on the spot. Fuck, I remember doing a similar thing in science. Dropped a pencil, tried to pick it up sitting on one of those jackass lab stools, BRAAAAAP. Did a slow burn until that bell arrived.
Heh. Gotta watch that colon compression....

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The more men I meet, the more I like my aardvark. Will Rodgers didn't say that. He said the reverse so he could stay tops with the gladdening throng. The 'vark just keeps his mouth shut and continues his silent, long-tongued crusade to rid the world of formicans. I can only wish I were as good at my job as he at his.
Could've used one before the goddam jewmites went to town on my woodwork....

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