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Old June 10th, 2012 #11
Soldatul Vostru
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“I gave up one of my children to this, and I’m not backing up from the stiff-necked, uncircumcised who never knew God.”
I will have you know that I am proudly uncircumjewdacised, bitch!

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Mrs. Robert Elkins, self-appoionted leader of the snake handling Church in Jesus was “testifying.” It had been barely two weeks since her 23-year-old daughter died after a four-foot rattlesnake bit her during worship service at the church.
That's cuz you made her play with the wrong kind of snake.

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The death — which came after medical attention twice was refused — brought promises of an anti-snake handling law from aroused members of the state legislature.
Medical attention twice refused by these nutjobs: which is why we call it Christinsanity.

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Will Defy Law

But Mrs. Elkins served notice that “if they pass a law against handling snakes, we’ll handle them anyhow.

“I’m letting God fight my battle,” she said. “You think I’m going to let some of these little judges and lawyers make me back up on my salvation — No.!”
So her "salvation" comes from shaking snakes?


And Jesus said, for whosoever shakes snakes, will not perish, but have eternal life

-John 3:16

Last edited by Soldatul Vostru; June 10th, 2012 at 03:27 PM.