Mr. Linder, my hat is off to you sir! That was a pure joy to read. The muses were smiling upon you when you wrote that delightful little literary gem.
It kind of reminds me of the best of J. J. Solari's stuff back when he was in his prime, not as vulgar as Solari but something of the same style.
Edit: a link to JJ Solari's blog
http://www.jjsolari-vs-you.blogspot.com/
You gotta understand that he is just a shadow of his former self, age, drugs, cheap booze, and wild living took their toll.