Thank god your no longer in America, I hope you ate no children while you were here. Just us, lol! A Chameleon is a little lizard with stereoscopic vision and the ability to independently move his eyes, he can change colors with the breeze between forums and language.
I didn't put 41 curse words in that for the illiterate physcopath, so I doubt he understood it. Maybe he's tying a noose around his neck and jumping! Let's pray......