Originally Posted by MOMUS
The "boarder" as you call it, is 500 miles from where I live but when greasers pass through my area I send them straight to West Virginia.
You're the resident genius who posted a thread bewailing the fact that Brits like to jerk off to porn. You should tell the forum why it concerns you and suggest to the forum what you intend to do about it.
I suggest that when you get done teaching your grandmother how to suck eggs you should hurry over to England and teach them how to fuck.
Hey, too bad about dropping out of college and getting the ulcer from employment, etc. Maybe you should just stay on your dad's farm and continue teaching the livestock how to fuck.
You dont get an ulcer from stress.
Its caused by a bacterium spread by flies.
People get it from eating food that flies have feasted on.
[Just a little side note]