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Old October 10th, 2006 #13
Frank Toliver
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Kraft macaroni has 2 repellant ads, for their easy mac products both featuring college dorms.

The first one is of some dothead studying with a white girl, and then we hear some growling like someone's stomach. After this happens three times, the girls says 'Don't you need to take care of that?', and the fishlipped dothead says 'yeah'. He grabs some kraft microwave macaroni & cheese easy mac.

Then the shot widens to show some bloated land whale of a white kid sprawled out all over a bean bag chair, with a retarded look on his face, and the dothead puts the cup on his giant stomach.

In another one, a lazy white college student is in his recliner, eating something out of a milk carton. Cereal perhaps? Then, his nigger roommate walks over and asks him what he's eating.

"Cottage cheese," says whitey.

"That's a milk carton... cottage cheese doesn't come in a milk carton."

Cut to a close-up of the white slob, spoon in one hand, and clumps of "cottage cheese" on his sweater. He contemplates the situation and defeatedly nonchalantly sticks the spoon back in the carton.
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Last edited by Frank Toliver; October 10th, 2006 at 12:18 PM.