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Old January 22nd, 2014 #61
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Cobb hated the home run mania that Ruth started, believing that baseball was about running the bases. One time, he hit a load of homers in a game, just to prove that he could do what Babe did.
Yep, I think he hit like 8 HR in three games, but I may be misremembering.

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I was an athletic retard. I remember playing baseball in gym once in elementary school: I was at bat and swung for the non-existent fences - and farted in the process: all the other kids (including of course the girls, which was worst of all) burst out laughing; I fell down like I'd been shot dead - and wished I had been....
Oh my god, that is awful... I've actually seen something similar. Loudest fart I've ever heard. Some kind of softball function with my business colleagues when I was in trade journalism. This fattish girl swung and missed, cut the loudest fart I have EVER heard. I mean, EVER. Including full-grown adult males going for gold records. No one said a thing. My boss and I were just shaking our heads looking at each other laughing quietly. We were up a hillside from this explosion and it truly was not to be believed.
 
Old January 23rd, 2014 #62
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Yep, I think he hit like 8 HR in three games, but I may be misremembering.



Oh my god, that is awful... I've actually seen something similar. Loudest fart I've ever heard. Some kind of softball function with my business colleagues when I was in trade journalism. This fattish girl swung and missed, cut the loudest fart I have EVER heard. I mean, EVER. Including full-grown adult males going for gold records. No one said a thing. My boss and I were just shaking our heads looking at each other laughing quietly. We were up a hillside from this explosion and it truly was not to be believed.
BWAHAHAHA! She must've died inside; fortunately for her, the spectators took it easy on her, since she was female.

I saw a clip of a female 'vitz reporter who shit herself - while wearing WHITE pants....

Once in high school, 2 girls got into a fight on the bus and fell into my lap. Hair pulling, screaming, the whole bit. When they dragged them off, I saw that one had left her "calling card" in the form of a 4-inch piss patch on my leg....
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Old January 23rd, 2014 #63
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BWAHAHAHA! She must've died inside; fortunately for her, the spectators took it easy on her, since she was female.
The thing that surprised me was she didn't really seem embarrassed. Most women would have died on the spot. Fuck, I remember doing a similar thing in science. Dropped a pencil, tried to pick it up sitting on one of those jackass lab stools, BRAAAAAP. Did a slow burn until that bell arrived.

It's funny what we remember in life. From that same class, I still remember this kid named Mike Hogue, the look on his face as he tried to tell me that "The pretty flower" is a sentence. No, Mike, it really isn't.

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I saw a clip of a female 'vitz reporter who shit herself - while wearing WHITE pants....
Don't get me started...

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Once in high school, 2 girls got into a fight on the bus and fell into my lap. Hair pulling, screaming, the whole bit. When they dragged them off, I saw that one had left her "calling card" in the form of a 4-inch piss patch on my leg....
People are animals. And not the fun kind you want to see at the zoo, altho many of them smell as bad.

The more men I meet, the more I like my aardvark. Will Rodgers didn't say that. He said the reverse so he could stay tops with the gladdening throng. The 'vark just keeps his mouth shut and continues his silent, long-tongued crusade to rid the world of formicans. I can only wish I were as good at my job as he at his.
 
Old January 27th, 2014 #64
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Try reading it sometime, it's the senseless ramblings of a wet brained inebriate.
I've got a copy. You've got "square" in your very name, man.
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The thing that surprised me was she didn't really seem embarrassed. Most women would have died on the spot. Fuck, I remember doing a similar thing in science. Dropped a pencil, tried to pick it up sitting on one of those jackass lab stools, BRAAAAAP. Did a slow burn until that bell arrived.
Heh. Gotta watch that colon compression....

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The more men I meet, the more I like my aardvark. Will Rodgers didn't say that. He said the reverse so he could stay tops with the gladdening throng. The 'vark just keeps his mouth shut and continues his silent, long-tongued crusade to rid the world of formicans. I can only wish I were as good at my job as he at his.
Could've used one before the goddam jewmites went to town on my woodwork....

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The thing that surprised me was she didn't really seem embarrassed. Most women would have died on the spot. Fuck, I remember doing a similar thing in science. Dropped a pencil, tried to pick it up sitting on one of those jackass lab stools, BRAAAAAP. Did a slow burn until that bell arrived.
why didn't you blame it on somebody else? that's what I do.
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why didn't you blame it on somebody else? that's what I do.
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[i'm just including any kind of politicization of comedy shows or late night shows in this thread, doesn't have to be about race]

The Millennial Generation’s ‘Tonight Show’
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I’ve finally outgrown “The Tonight Show.” When I was a graduate student I watched zero television. None. Zero. Nothing at all. Except for Johnny Carson’s monologue and maybe a little bit of the show. It was the topic of conversation among a few classmates over lunch every single week day. I never watched it as much after Carson left, but I did think Jay Leno was really funny and the best possible replacement for Johnny. But now, finally, after all these years, I’ve finally outgrown “The Tonight Show.” Having watched a few times with the new host, Jimmy Fallon, it’s left me wondering when he and the entire band will play the Star Spangled Banner on the show by making fart noises to the tune by placing one hand under their armpits and pumping the other arm. That’s about the quality and maturity of the “humor” that I’ve observed so far, but I understand that the “millennial generation” (18-33) absolutely loves it. The majority of the “millennials” are reliable, Obama-worshipping little leftists as far as voting is concerned, as was celebrated on Jon Stewart’s “Daily Show” recently when Stewart interviewed an author of a book on the “millenials” (on the same night that he tried to smear Judge Napolitano).

Part of Jimmy Fallon’s job is apparently to combine his bathroom humor schtick with left-wing political correctness, Jon Stewart/Saturday Night Live style. A few nights ago Fallon ridiculed Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook, for publicly criticizing NSA spying. Fallon equated Facebook with NSA spying, apparently unaware of the fact that the information on Facebook is all made available there voluntarily, whereas the information obtained by the NSA is not. The very next thing he did after defending the NSA was to poke fun at a picture of Republican senator Mitch McConnell. McConnell, like all Washington politicians, richly deserves to be mocked, ridiculed, an scorned, but one suspects that Fallon would never, ever, be permitted by his Hollywood masters to make such a comment about King Obama’s elephantine ears, or Harry Read’s squirrelly face and whining voice, or Nancy Pelosi’s cement-like, face-lifted face. (“Nancy, how can you say that with a straight face?!”, a Baltimore radio talk show host once hilariously said in the course of ridiculing her).
 
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[i'm just including any kind of politicization of comedy shows or late night shows in this thread, doesn't have to be about race]

The Millennial Generation’s ‘Tonight Show’
Thomas DiLorenzo
I’ve finally outgrown “The Tonight Show.” When I was a graduate student I watched zero television. None. Zero. Nothing at all. Except for Johnny Carson’s monologue and maybe a little bit of the show. It was the topic of conversation among a few classmates over lunch every single week day. I never watched it as much after Carson left, but I did think Jay Leno was really funny and the best possible replacement for Johnny. But now, finally, after all these years, I’ve finally outgrown “The Tonight Show.” Having watched a few times with the new host, Jimmy Fallon, it’s left me wondering when he and the entire band will play the Star Spangled Banner on the show by making fart noises to the tune by placing one hand under their armpits and pumping the other arm. That’s about the quality and maturity of the “humor” that I’ve observed so far, but I understand that the “millennial generation” (18-33) absolutely loves it. The majority of the “millennials” are reliable, Obama-worshipping little leftists as far as voting is concerned, as was celebrated on Jon Stewart’s “Daily Show” recently when Stewart interviewed an author of a book on the “millenials” (on the same night that he tried to smear Judge Napolitano).

Part of Jimmy Fallon’s job is apparently to combine his bathroom humor schtick with left-wing political correctness, Jon Stewart/Saturday Night Live style. A few nights ago Fallon ridiculed Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook, for publicly criticizing NSA spying. Fallon equated Facebook with NSA spying, apparently unaware of the fact that the information on Facebook is all made available there voluntarily, whereas the information obtained by the NSA is not. The very next thing he did after defending the NSA was to poke fun at a picture of Republican senator Mitch McConnell. McConnell, like all Washington politicians, richly deserves to be mocked, ridiculed, an scorned, but one suspects that Fallon would never, ever, be permitted by his Hollywood masters to make such a comment about King Obama’s elephantine ears, or Harry Read’s squirrelly face and whining voice, or Nancy Pelosi’s cement-like, face-lifted face. (“Nancy, how can you say that with a straight face?!”, a Baltimore radio talk show host once hilariously said in the course of ridiculing her).
Yet more Cutting-Edge Envelope-Pushing "Humor" in the "Stewart"/Colbert style.

Ah - that's our Shecky.
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Suey Park on what she was trying to do re CancelColbert
http://www.salon.com/2014/04/03/canc...is_revolution/

goad on park
http://thoughtcatalog.com/jim-goad/2...cking-dingbat/

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Korean pooch-eaters are the most obnoxious of all the panfaces. We should've pulled out of that shithole 30 years ago.
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I called her a zipperhead on twitter the other day.
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Why You Should Be Excited/Nervous/Excited Again About ‘The Minority Report’
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by REMBERT BROWNE

Looking back on articles written before May 9, 2014, it’s a struggle to find evidence of any publication throwing Larry Wilmore’s name into the “People Who Could Replace Colbert” hat. Predictions came far and wide, from an Amy Schumer to a Chris Hardwick to an Aziz Ansari or even a Donald Glover. Wilmore’s presence was so under-the-radar, in fact, he often didn’t even make the cut when “any Daily Show correspondent” was a designated contender pool (Jessica Williams, Aasif Mandvi, Al Madrigal, Samantha Bee, and Jason Jones were listed).

But then May 10 happened. And it was announced that Larry Wilmore would be the one to replace Stephen Colbert. A man with a long, storied, successful career, one often distilled into a single phrase (The Daily Show’s “Senior Black Correspondent”), would take over Colbert’s old time slot with a show titled The Minority Report With Larry Wilmore.

My initial reaction to the announcement was one of pure elation. There’s the gut reflex of happiness when these historically white spaces become more diversified, but I knew it was more than that. Because it wasn’t any random person, it was Larry Wilmore. And if you want to play the dangerous game of “who deserves what,” Wilmore is certainly someone who has paid his dues, not only with longevity, but with a specific type of success that has kept him as a behind-the-scenes architect for many risky, left-field, majority-black projects of the past 20 years.

http://grantland.com/hollywood-prosp...nority-report/
 
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Another typical Jewish production by the Jewish media:
Kosher Soul


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The adage says opposites attract…and in the case of Lifetime’s all-new docu-sitcom "Kosher Soul" (#KosherSoul), which follows the lives of Los Angeles stylist Miriam Sternoff, who is Jewish, and her fiancé, southern and African-American comedian O’Neal McKnight, they do. Premiering Wednesday, February 25, at 10p ET/PT, divergent worlds will clash as Miriam and O’Neal’s friends and family prepare for the couple’s nuptials, including O’Neal’s conversion to Judaism and their future as husband and wife.
Despite doubts and concerns from their loved ones, recently engaged Miriam and O’Neal are preparing to marry and begin their lives in a Jewish home. Madly in love, O’Neal is ready to prove his dedication to Miriam by converting to Judaism in order to be accepted by her mother, Nancy, who wants her future grandchildren to be raised Jewish. At the same time, Miriam is trying to blend O’Neal’s southern upbringing and traditions into her life. What results is a hilarious and touching peek into the love and affection between two soul mates whose deep and emotional connection overcomes cultural barriers.
"Kosher Soul" is produced by Ish Entertainment and the executive producers are Michael Hirschorn ("The Approval Matrix"), Melissa Cooper ("Styled By June"), Wendy Roth ("Wife Swap") and Rasheed J. Daniel ("Blood, Sweat and Heels"). Lifetime’s Eli Lehrer, Mary Donahue and Mariana Flynn are also executive producers. Twelve half-hour episodes of Kosher Soul have been ordered for this season.
What are the intentions of the Zionism this time? They are promoting an interracial marriage with their own race. Maybe only to promote the idea of marriage with niggas considering that many people (shaboo goyns) think the Jews are whites. By the way, is important to say that are many (and many) Jew porn actresses fucking with niggas and calling themselves as “white girls”.

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Another typical Jewish production by the Jewish media:
Kosher Soul




What are the intentions of the Zionism this time? They are promoting an interracial marriage with their own race. Maybe only to promote the idea of marriage with niggas considering that many people (shaboo goyns) think the Jews are whites. By the way, is important to say that are many (and many) Jew porn actresses fucking with niggas and calling themselves as “white girls”.
Jews are also affected by their own propaganda.
 
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Adolf Feuermann,do you have a source about Jewish women in porn passing as white?
 
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Adolf Feuermann,do you have a source about Jewish women in porn passing as white?
Yes, but I would never post here because beyond disgusting, is prohibited. If you want to verify, it’s only a matter of research.
 
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I stopped watching late-night television talk shows after Johnny Carson retired from The Tonight Show in 1992. It appears to be total garbage now just from watching the ads.
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