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Old July 25th, 2009 #321
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Old July 28th, 2009 #322
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Old July 31st, 2009 #324
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Default Andrew Dice Clay calls a Black Couple

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I hesitate to link to this one 'cause Clay is a kike (Andrew Clay Silverstein) and I can hear Howard Stern (kike) giggling in the background, but I thought it was interesting how the nigger automatically assumes the caller is a beaner.
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Classic SNL Skit:
Word Association Interview


Written by: Paul Mooney

Interviewer.....Chevy Chase
Mr. Wilson.....Richard Pryor

Viedo Here

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Interviewer: Alright, Mr. Wilson, you've done just fine on the Rorshact.. your papers are in good order.. your file's fine.. no difficulties with your motor skills.. And I think you're probably ready for this job. We've got one more psychological test we always do here. It's just a Word Association. I'll throw you out a few words - anything that comes to your mind, just throw back at me, okay? It's kind of an arbitrary thing. Like, if I say "dog", you'd say..?

Mr. Wilson: "Tree".

Interviewer: "Tree". [ nods head, prepares the test papers ] "Dog".

Mr. Wilson: "Tree".

Interviewer: "Fast".

Mr. Wilson: "Slow".

Interviewer: "Rain".

Mr. Wilson: "Snow".

Interviewer: "White".

Mr. Wilson: "Black".

Interviewer: "Bean".

Mr. Wilson: "Pod".

Interviewer: [ casually ] "Negro".

Mr. Wilson: "Whitey".

Interviewer: "Tarbaby".

Mr. Wilson: [ silent, sure he didn't hear what he thinks he heard ] What'd you say?

Interviewer: [ repeating ] "Tarbaby".

Mr. Wilson: "Ofay".

Interviewer: "Colored".

Mr. Wilson: "Redneck".

Interviewer: "Junglebunny".

Mr. Wilson: [ starting to get angry ] "Peckerwood!"

Interviewer: "Burrhead".

Mr. Wilson: [ defensive ] "Cracker!"

Interviewer: [ aggressive ] "Spearchucker".

Mr. Wilson: "White trash!"

Interviewer: "Jungle Bunny!"

Mr. Wilson: [ upset ] "Honky!"

Interviewer: "Spade!

Mr. Wilson: [ really upset ] "Honky Honky!"

Interviewer: [ relentless ] "Nigger!"

Mr. Wilson: [ immediate ] "Dead honky!" [ face starts to flinch ]

Interviewer: [ quickly wraps the interview up ] Okay, Mr. Wilson, I think you're qualified for this job. How about a starting salary of $5,000?

Mr. Wilson: Your momma!

Interviewer: [ fumbling ] Uh.. $7,500 a year?

Mr. Wilson: Your grandmomma!

Interviewer: [ desperate ] $15,000, Mr. Wilson. You'll be the highest paid janitor in America. Just, don't.. don't hurt me, please..

Mr. Wilson: Okay.

Interviewer: [ relieved ] Okay.

Mr. Wilson: You want me to start now?

Interviewer: Oh, no, no.. that's alright. I'll clean all this up. Take a couple of weeks off, you look tired.

[ fade ]

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Old August 14th, 2009 #330
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This is the best phone call prank yet. I nearly died laughing:

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I think this might be in South Africa.

I wonder if the front tires are touching the ground; it's hard to tell.

http://thereifixedit.com/2009/08/22/...t-be-sentient/



EDIT: More o' the same...

http://thereifixedit.com/2009/08/18/...ttress-moving/



And again...

http://thereifixedit.com/2009/08/13/...pop-a-wheelie/


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Old September 11th, 2009 #337
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Question

COURAGE

What is the meaning of courage?

Is it to fight a bull in a bullfight?

Is it to drive a Formula 1 car?

Is it to engage the enemy in combat?

Is it to practice free falling parachuting?

Is it bungee jumping, wild water rafting?

Is it to gamble your salary on a coin toss?

Is it to insult the doorman in a bar?

Is it to insult your boss?

Is it to go on a defective Ferris wheel?





Bullshit........those are nothing!



THIS is COURAGE!!!






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Badass Biker Bob wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. Bob looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey,
breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Bob asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Badass Bob asks, "So, why is everything in order and so
clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"

Self-Assessment Test: Who are you, anyway?
What kind of motorcyclist are you? Take this easy test and find out!

1) When you ride by a cop, do you expect:

a) A return of your friendly wave
b) A day in traffic school
c) A high-speed chase


2) What type of motorcycle training have you had?

a) MSF and ERC
b) Superbike school
c) Bike dealer showed me how to shift


3) Proper riding attire is:

a) Aerostich suit
b) Torn red, white, and blue racing leathers
c) Oakley blades


4) Which do you spend the most money on?

a) Gas
b) Tires
c) Plastic


5) How did you pay for your bike:

a) Cash
b) Credit
c) Mom


6) Who is your favorite famous motorcyclist?

a) Malcom Forbes
b) Eddie Lawson
c) Mike Tyson


7) Do you pass other vehicles:

a) Only when legal
b) Only when safe
c) By forcing them off the road


8) What was the first modification to your bike?

a) Premium tires
b) A loud exhaust
c) A neon paint job


9) When you give someone their first ride on a motorcycle, they:

a) Compliment you on what an enjoyable time they had
b) Clutch your stomach with a death grip
c) Invariably fall off


10. After a close call, do you:

a) Evaluate what you can do to avoid this in the future
b) Promise yourself you'll settle down
c) Brag to your friends


11. A helmet should be:

a) DOT or SNELL approved
b) Replaced after a crash
c) Bungied to the back of the bike


12. Riding in groups can be advantageous because:

a) It makes you more visible to other motorists
b) There is always help when someone crashes
c) There is always someone to race


13. Which is the worse accident you've had:

a) Tipped bike over on steep driveway
b) Low-speed fall in gravel-filled turn
c) Rear-ended police cruiser


14. Which calendar do you own:

a) Honda Street Rage
b) GP Racers
c) Bikes, Babes, and Bikinis


15. A pre-ride inspection consists primarily of:

a) Checking the operation of the controls and the condition of the brakes
b) Checking the tires and footpegs to see how far over you're getting
c) Checking your hair in the mirror


16. When sitting at a stoplight you should:

a) Keep your hands on the controls and scan your mirrors
b) Try to anticipate the green light
c) Rev the engine to attract attention


17. Is your speed governed by:

a) The posted speed limit
b) The laws of physics
c) Who's around to show off to.


18. What motorcycling skill do you most value?

a) Counter steering
b) Hanging off
c) Burnouts


Analysis of answers:

If you answered (a) to most questions, you are the consummate gentleman biker. Regardless of the marque you ride, you are consistently kind to children, animals, and other living creatures. You contribute generously to charity, and attend the annual Policeman's Ball without fail. You ride to work in a three-piece suit, protected by your Aerostich riding gear.

If you answered (b) to most questions, you are an avid rider who truly feels the need for speed. You are keenly concerned with trying to identify new riding techniques that will put you at the front of the pack, and enjoy practicing late braking, late apexing, and late nights with equal enthusiasm.

If you answered (c) to most questions, you are more than likely the quintessential squid. Uninsurable, and loved only by yourself and Mom, not even a sledgehammer could knock sense into your thick skull.
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