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July 31st, 2009 | #323 |
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Joe Pesci calls a Black Guy
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Dr. Phil calls a Survey Company
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Andrew Dice Clay calls a Black Couple
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I hesitate to link to this one 'cause Clay is a kike (Andrew Clay Silverstein) and I can hear Howard Stern (kike) giggling in the background, but I thought it was interesting how the nigger automatically assumes the caller is a beaner.
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August 12th, 2009 | #327 |
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"To speak his thoughts is every freeman's right, in peace and war, in council and in fight." Homer-The Iliad "The very aim and end of our institutions is just this: that we may think what we like and say what we think." -Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. |
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Classic SNL Skit:
Word Association Interview Written by: Paul Mooney Interviewer.....Chevy Chase Mr. Wilson.....Richard Pryor Viedo Here Quote:
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The Greatest Prank Call Ever!
This is the best phone call prank yet. I nearly died laughing:
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I think this might be in South Africa.
I wonder if the front tires are touching the ground; it's hard to tell. http://thereifixedit.com/2009/08/22/...t-be-sentient/ EDIT: More o' the same... http://thereifixedit.com/2009/08/18/...ttress-moving/ And again... http://thereifixedit.com/2009/08/13/...pop-a-wheelie/ Last edited by Stronza; September 6th, 2009 at 01:35 AM. |
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September 11th, 2009 | #337 |
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COURAGE
What is the meaning of courage? Is it to fight a bull in a bullfight? Is it to drive a Formula 1 car? Is it to engage the enemy in combat? Is it to practice free falling parachuting? Is it bungee jumping, wild water rafting? Is it to gamble your salary on a coin toss? Is it to insult the doorman in a bar? Is it to insult your boss? Is it to go on a defective Ferris wheel? Bullshit........those are nothing! THIS is COURAGE!!!
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Badass Biker Bob wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Bob looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Bob asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Badass Bob asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!" Self-Assessment Test: Who are you, anyway? What kind of motorcyclist are you? Take this easy test and find out! 1) When you ride by a cop, do you expect: a) A return of your friendly wave b) A day in traffic school c) A high-speed chase 2) What type of motorcycle training have you had? a) MSF and ERC b) Superbike school c) Bike dealer showed me how to shift 3) Proper riding attire is: a) Aerostich suit b) Torn red, white, and blue racing leathers c) Oakley blades 4) Which do you spend the most money on? a) Gas b) Tires c) Plastic 5) How did you pay for your bike: a) Cash b) Credit c) Mom 6) Who is your favorite famous motorcyclist? a) Malcom Forbes b) Eddie Lawson c) Mike Tyson 7) Do you pass other vehicles: a) Only when legal b) Only when safe c) By forcing them off the road 8) What was the first modification to your bike? a) Premium tires b) A loud exhaust c) A neon paint job 9) When you give someone their first ride on a motorcycle, they: a) Compliment you on what an enjoyable time they had b) Clutch your stomach with a death grip c) Invariably fall off 10. After a close call, do you: a) Evaluate what you can do to avoid this in the future b) Promise yourself you'll settle down c) Brag to your friends 11. A helmet should be: a) DOT or SNELL approved b) Replaced after a crash c) Bungied to the back of the bike 12. Riding in groups can be advantageous because: a) It makes you more visible to other motorists b) There is always help when someone crashes c) There is always someone to race 13. Which is the worse accident you've had: a) Tipped bike over on steep driveway b) Low-speed fall in gravel-filled turn c) Rear-ended police cruiser 14. Which calendar do you own: a) Honda Street Rage b) GP Racers c) Bikes, Babes, and Bikinis 15. A pre-ride inspection consists primarily of: a) Checking the operation of the controls and the condition of the brakes b) Checking the tires and footpegs to see how far over you're getting c) Checking your hair in the mirror 16. When sitting at a stoplight you should: a) Keep your hands on the controls and scan your mirrors b) Try to anticipate the green light c) Rev the engine to attract attention 17. Is your speed governed by: a) The posted speed limit b) The laws of physics c) Who's around to show off to. 18. What motorcycling skill do you most value? a) Counter steering b) Hanging off c) Burnouts Analysis of answers: If you answered (a) to most questions, you are the consummate gentleman biker. Regardless of the marque you ride, you are consistently kind to children, animals, and other living creatures. You contribute generously to charity, and attend the annual Policeman's Ball without fail. You ride to work in a three-piece suit, protected by your Aerostich riding gear. If you answered (b) to most questions, you are an avid rider who truly feels the need for speed. You are keenly concerned with trying to identify new riding techniques that will put you at the front of the pack, and enjoy practicing late braking, late apexing, and late nights with equal enthusiasm. If you answered (c) to most questions, you are more than likely the quintessential squid. Uninsurable, and loved only by yourself and Mom, not even a sledgehammer could knock sense into your thick skull.
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