crap maga: dojo bust candidates?

Antiochus Epiphanes · November 16th, 2004

so I havent heard any real life reports of this jewish ripoff scam. has anybody checked it out?

they need to experience what we used to call a "dojo bust" where one local guy shows up at another local guy's shop and calls him out in the middle of a class. same thing can be accomplished in tournaments. one would have to be careful with such a stunt these days as its all very much more businesslike and the risk of getting arrested for tresspass is probably pretty high, but wouldnt that be fun to do a dojo bust and call out some pathetic worm of a jewish weakling playing at "martial arts instructor?" and then have either the pleasure of verbally, or physically, bitchslapping him around in front of his "pupils."

does this happen anymore?

Sean Martin · November 17th, 2004

Antiochus Epiphanes trains for Dojo Busting

Antiochus Epiphanes · November 17th, 2004

good replies dr and sean.

at demonstrations I used to break boards and bricks (actually 1" concrete pavers) and all that crap. LOL "fraudulent karate tricks 101" tip: when you're shopping for supplies, dont pick the concrete pavers that are laying on the ground because when they absorb moisture they are harder to crack?
plus they would always be a certain length. too short and it would be like trying to break a real red clay brick which would probably be pretty damn hard!

finally dont forget to stack em up with "spacers." twice as hard or maybe more, without em.

one of my buds used to lay across two chairs with his shirt off and we'd put a melon on his gut and then my other bud would do some flashy crap with a sword and finish with cutting this melon in half. of course if you just cut down, it will slice through the melon and not flesh. not unless you draw the sword. of course people dont know that or how simple this is so they would "ooh" and "ahh" and we would SIGN EM UP! LOL

my instructors were pretty hardcore, but they also didnt mind putting on a show either. if you did something "real" in a demonstration, as opposed to flashy, it would just scare the crap out of most people and you'd never get any newbies!

Rob Roy MacGregor · November 17th, 2004

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Originally Posted by Antiochus Epiphanes

good replies dr and sean.

at demonstrations I used to break boards and bricks (actually 1" concrete pavers) and all that crap. LOL "fraudulent karate tricks 101" tip: when you're shopping for supplies, dont pick the concrete pavers that are laying on the ground because when they absorb moisture they are harder to crack?
plus they would always be a certain length. too short and it would be like trying to break a real red clay brick which would probably be pretty damn hard!

finally dont forget to stack em up with "spacers." twice as hard or maybe more, without em.

one of my buds used to lay across two chairs with his shirt off and we'd put a melon on his gut and then my other bud would do some flashy crap with a sword and finish with cutting this melon in half. of course if you just cut down, it will slice through the melon and not flesh. not unless you draw the sword. of course people dont know that or how simple this is so they would "ooh" and "ahh" and we would SIGN EM UP! LOL

my instructors were pretty hardcore, but they also didnt mind putting on a show either. if you did something "real" in a demonstration, as opposed to flashy, it would just scare the crap out of most people and you'd never get any newbies!

That's why you never see them trying to break marine grade plywood

... Or any plywood for that matter. In fact all wood breaking is done "with the grain" and never against it.

The "with the grain" does however have some philosophical merit in regards to combat though.

Antiochus Epiphanes · November 18th, 2004

oh hell no. and forget about 2" boards with the grain either. we tried to do that, nobody could break a 2" board even with the grain.

even if you break plywood, it just kind of crunches up. not a clean break like one wants for drama. LOL

Nordblod · November 25th, 2004

Around these parts, Krav Maga is usually referred to as "the noble art of groin-kicking".

Nordblod · November 25th, 2004

Your mom hangs out here a lot, so why don't you have her verify it?

(Sorry. I've recently developed an addiction to "Your mom"-jokes. They're crass, I know, but when utilized correctly, they can also be friggin hilarious. I will refine the art, just you wait.)

Nordblod · November 25th, 2004

The woman in me allows me to multi-task. This unfortunately makes for some occasional lag in response time. Plus I wanted to make sure you were not offended. Everyone knows that Americans/Canucks are weird where their moms are concerned.

Intrepid · November 25th, 2004

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Originally Posted by Doppelhaken

Wow. I waited a half hour for that? I don't know what time it is in Sverige, but it's almost 3:00 AM EST in the Kwa'.

I craft finely tuned harmonic and humorous posts for you and you reciprocate with that???!!! I'm sending you a stack of Ace of Base CD's for Christmas.

Norblod is perfecting his American colloquisms, so he said. Anyway, you shouldn't lie, Mr. Anglophobe, as there are many time-zones in our wonderful imperial power.

Nordblod · November 25th, 2004

Why do people insist upon calling me Norblod? You're not making some kind of clever fun of me, are you?

Intrepid · November 25th, 2004

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Originally Posted by Nordblod

Why do people insist on calling me Norblod? You're not making some kind of clever fun of me, are you?

Whatever do you mean, sir? I'm far from clever, so your claims are specious, indeed. Nevertheless, what would you prefer to be called? Will Man-from-the-land-of-Socialist-milk-and-honey-and-negative-economic-growth work for ya?

Nordblod · November 25th, 2004

Nordblod will do just fine.

Nordblod · November 25th, 2004

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Originally Posted by Doppelhaken

American English

As opposed to what? Cockney? Geordie? Brogue?

Intrepid · November 25th, 2004

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Originally Posted by Nordblod

Nordblod will do just fine.

That "D" wasn't there previously. Was it, Norblod?

Nordblod · November 25th, 2004

You boys are not too old to be put over my knee, you know.

Previous to what exactly, Intrepid?

Nordblod · November 25th, 2004

I'm sure I don't know what you are going on about. Well, in any event, my nick has always contained a 'd'.

Intrepid · November 25th, 2004

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Originally Posted by Nordblod

I'm sure I don't know what you are going on about. Well, in any event, my nick has always contained a 'd'.

Never mind him, as he's a Yankee. They don't, as a rule, make a great deal of sense. Now, back to the magical D: It appeared last night for the very first time. I know it to be true; as I only lapped down a mere 2 glasses of a '94 chardonnay, I couldn't be wrong.

In fact, I'm never wrong - learn it, live it, love it.

Intrepid · November 25th, 2004

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Originally Posted by Doppelhaken

You can afford a '94 chardonnay?! I'm chartreuse with envy! What gives you the right to create wealth and acquire rental properties? As Colonels and Doctors round here have implied, don't forget, it's National Socialism.

Chartreuse you should be, sir. Eighteen buckaroos is eighteen buckaroos. However, you're quite correct on the negative atributes of one's desire to participate in the acquistion of wealth. It's wrong, so wrong. As you inferred, such grandiose figures as colonels, doctors, goats, braggarts, amongest others, have set me straight on this issue.

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So when can I get on your dole?

What dole is this? Do you have bad teeth and live on an island or something?

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Any vulnerabilities to blackmail I should know about?

No. In fact, I could be given teflon as a nick; at least if I'm dealing with retarded trinket dealers from coastal towns in Maryland or ex-porn producers from West L.A.

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After all, all WN's are your komraden, right???

My, my, you are a voracious reader, aren't you?There only komraden if I pay to advertise my Chi-com produced wares with them.

Speaking of unique discourse, did you catch this mercurial lil' ditty?

http://www.vnnforum.com/showthread.php?t=12353&page=2

Nordblod · November 26th, 2004

Now, now, boys. You are digressing from the most fascinating of subjects: me. I will not stand for such self-centered tomfoolery, of that you may rest assured.

Intrepid · November 26th, 2004

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Originally Posted by Nordblod

Now, now, boys. You are digressing from the most fascinating of subjects: me. I will not stand for such self-centered tomfoolery, of that you may rest assured.

I'm only defending myself from the vicious attacks/slurs of the hook-hook guy. Notice the unsolicited references to blackmail? Hardly a day in the park, even for a stoic Nordic stroller, such as yourself.

Get rid of the D and all is forgiven. Otherwise...

November 16th, 2004	#1
Antiochus Epiphanes Ἀντίοχος Ἐπιφανὴς Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: flyover Posts: 13,175	crap maga: dojo bust candidates? so I havent heard any real life reports of this jewish ripoff scam. has anybody checked it out? they need to experience what we used to call a "dojo bust" where one local guy shows up at another local guy's shop and calls him out in the middle of a class. same thing can be accomplished in tournaments. one would have to be careful with such a stunt these days as its all very much more businesslike and the risk of getting arrested for tresspass is probably pretty high, but wouldnt that be fun to do a dojo bust and call out some pathetic worm of a jewish weakling playing at "martial arts instructor?" and then have either the pleasure of verbally, or physically, bitchslapping him around in front of his "pupils." does this happen anymore?

November 17th, 2004	#2
Sean Martin ...... Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 9,397	Antiochus Epiphanes trains for Dojo Busting __________________ http://www.vnnforum.com/showpost.php...64&postcount=9 Doppelhaken, Draco, Richard H, ToddinFl, Augustus Sutter, Chain, Subrosa, Jarl, White Will, whose next?

November 17th, 2004	#3
Antiochus Epiphanes Ἀντίοχος Ἐπιφανὴς Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: flyover Posts: 13,175	fraudulent karate tricks 101 good replies dr and sean. at demonstrations I used to break boards and bricks (actually 1" concrete pavers) and all that crap. LOL "fraudulent karate tricks 101" tip: when you're shopping for supplies, dont pick the concrete pavers that are laying on the ground because when they absorb moisture they are harder to crack? plus they would always be a certain length. too short and it would be like trying to break a real red clay brick which would probably be pretty damn hard! finally dont forget to stack em up with "spacers." twice as hard or maybe more, without em. one of my buds used to lay across two chairs with his shirt off and we'd put a melon on his gut and then my other bud would do some flashy crap with a sword and finish with cutting this melon in half. of course if you just cut down, it will slice through the melon and not flesh. not unless you draw the sword. of course people dont know that or how simple this is so they would "ooh" and "ahh" and we would SIGN EM UP! LOL my instructors were pretty hardcore, but they also didnt mind putting on a show either. if you did something "real" in a demonstration, as opposed to flashy, it would just scare the crap out of most people and you'd never get any newbies!

November 25th, 2004	#6
Nordblod Starkast i stan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Svithiod Posts: 1,164	Around these parts, Krav Maga is usually referred to as "the noble art of groin-kicking". __________________ Sound the loud timbrel, O'er land and o'er waves; The Israelite triumphs! The nations are - graves

November 25th, 2004	#7
Nordblod Starkast i stan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Svithiod Posts: 1,164	Your mom hangs out here a lot, so why don't you have her verify it? (Sorry. I've recently developed an addiction to "Your mom"-jokes. They're crass, I know, but when utilized correctly, they can also be friggin hilarious. I will refine the art, just you wait.) __________________ Sound the loud timbrel, O'er land and o'er waves; The Israelite triumphs! The nations are - graves

November 18th, 2004	#5
Antiochus Epiphanes Ἀντίοχος Ἐπιφανὴς Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: flyover Posts: 13,175	oh hell no. and forget about 2" boards with the grain either. we tried to do that, nobody could break a 2" board even with the grain. even if you break plywood, it just kind of crunches up. not a clean break like one wants for drama. LOL

November 25th, 2004	#12
Nordblod Starkast i stan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Svithiod Posts: 1,164	Nordblod will do just fine. __________________ Sound the loud timbrel, O'er land and o'er waves; The Israelite triumphs! The nations are - graves

November 26th, 2004	#19
Nordblod Starkast i stan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Svithiod Posts: 1,164	Now, now, boys. You are digressing from the most fascinating of subjects: me. I will not stand for such self-centered tomfoolery, of that you may rest assured. __________________ Sound the loud timbrel, O'er land and o'er waves; The Israelite triumphs! The nations are - graves

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