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April 27th, 2012 | #241 |
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"Serious as a heart attack." Stop. Please. Just stop.
You can fake being serious. You can't fake being funny. Things that aren't funny generally aren't serious. At least if they involve humans rather than non-carbon-based life forms. |
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“I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.” ― Jim Morrison We will turn you into a Doors fan yet, Alex.
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April 29th, 2012 | #243 | |
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I think JimMo left out the unintentionally on the last one, though he surely meant that. |
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April 29th, 2012 | #244 |
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Using "google" as a verb.
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April 29th, 2012 | #245 |
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It's on.
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May 3rd, 2012 | #246 |
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"Give back to the community".
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May 3rd, 2012 | #247 |
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A cant phrase beloved of public school teachers and like nescients. Invariably used of someone who, because he or she did something extraordinary, resulting in great applause and admiration from the community, therefore owes his admirers something.
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Yeah. Used only when talking about nig "hoods" or Affakin hut-clumps. When the rare monkey somehow manages to escape from the death grip of the dumb-ass, headed-for-the-morgue-slab troop, he's duty-bound to prove he's still Down Wit Da Bruthas by gibbin' dem shit.....
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May 5th, 2012 | #250 |
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Far-fetched, but "give back" mentality goes to biblical commandment to honor your parents. Wait a minute...they had the child. It was their decision. The child is under no obligation to owe them anything. But that's the christian mentality - defectives are due respect they can't earn. Itz a commandment, man!
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May 7th, 2012 | #253 |
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Winner, winner, chicken dinner.....
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May 8th, 2012 | #255 |
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“Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world”
What a crap quote. Used by every waking halfwit ever published in a right-wing publication. It doesn't mean anything in the first place, 9/10th of those using it are simply quoting it from other conservatives, they don't truly 'own' it from reading Yeats. It, along with the likely ubiquitous and disgusting "O tempora, O mores" ought to be banished. It expresses nothing but a sort of faux-deep world-weariness of the whingeing, niggling, seen-it-all-before nadless remonstrators we know and detest as conservatives for money. When you hear someone using this phrase, you're hearing someone declaring, in different words, "I will not fight." I will tut. I will shake head. I will look down from august intellectual heights (atop the refrigerator). But I will not fight, nohow, never. Last edited by Alex Linder; May 8th, 2012 at 08:25 PM. |
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My dream has always been to be declared Batsman General - someone deputed in a world like something out of a Vonnegut story to go around hitting people who say shivery stupid things with a bat. Not hard enough to kill. Just enough to cause them great pain, maybe break a bone, certainly leave a deep bruise.
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Men who say "Thank You" with out elevating their voices to audible level. They mouth the words with out speaking them.
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May 9th, 2012 | #258 |
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'Infinity' and 'eternity' or their variations, unless you actually comprehend the nature of things infinite as to not fuck up like every nigtard does in misusing them to express absolute values.
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Justice for Trayvon.
No self-resecting White person should ever say those three words together (unless it is sarcasm). |
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Replacing words with numbers: way too much of this nigshit about. Just today I saw a sign outside a nearby auto repair shop: "Free Oil Change 4 Veterans."....
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