Niggra Builds Homemade Flying Saucer -- Flight Tests Pending

[Marse Supial]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,245439,00.html

Sayeth the Niggra:

"There is no way this thing can't get off the ground because 40 percent of it is rotating."

Sayeth the Aeronautical Engineers"


Aeronautical engineers aren't so confident, especially considering the rotation speeds needed to lift the aircraft.

"Things spinning at those speeds are worrisome because of the stress from centrifugal force," explained Cornelis van Dam, professor of mechanical and aeronautical engineering at the University of California-Davis, a leading aviation school. "If it's not properly designed and built, it will rip itself apart. I wouldn't want to stand next to it when it gets up to speed."

The niggra expects to conduct testflights on his home-made saucer in about 8 months in Clinton Township, Michigan. I plan to be there, at a safe distance, camcorder in hand -- this will be too funny to pass up.

If this thing flies for more that 1 minute, I will take back everything I ever said about Niggra intellect.

General_Lee