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December 7th, 2007 | #1 |
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Country music: The most idiotic lyrics
Here is my submission. See if you can beat it.
Chris Young - I'm Headed Your Way, Jose lyrics Artist: Chris Young Album: Chris Young Year: 2006 Title: I'm Headed Your Way, Jose They're comin across the border by the thousands everyday Lookin' for a better life in the good ol' U.S.A. Well, everybody's talkin' about the aliens invadin' While I'm savin' every dime for a Mexican vacation Me, I'm headed your way, hasta luego Jose You say “hola”, I'll say “hi” When I pass you at the border slap me a high five You better pack a poncho 'cause it sure gets cold up here Me, I'm headed south for hot women and cheap beer Here's the keys to my Chevrolet You can have the house and the bills I pay Welcome to the good ol' U.S.A. I'm headed your way, Jose (Cuervo that is, lil' sunshine, some margaritas, Cabo San Lucas, maybe go see Chichinitza, I love that word) Up here we work our asses off just tryin' to get ahead But you can't spend a dollar if you've worked yourself to death From what I hear you way of life is an afternoon siesta Then back to work for a little while for an all night long fiesta Me, I'm headed your way Well sounds to me like a pretty fair trade You say “hola”, I'll say “hi” When I pass you at the border slap me a high five You better pack a poncho 'cause it sure gets cold up here Me, I'm headed south for hot women and cheap beer Here's the keys to my Chevrolet You can have the house and the bills I pay Welcome to the good ol' U.S.A. I'm headed your way, Jose (White sandy beaches, pesos and jalapenos, Palm trees, ocean breeze, ah man, Dos Equis) You say “hola”, I'll say “hi” When I pass you at the border slap me a high five You better pack a poncho 'cause you'll freeze your ass off here Me, I'm headed south for hot women and cheap beer Here's the keys to my Chevrolet You can have the house and the bills I pay Me, I'm kickin' back in the Mexican shade I'm headed your way, Jose (Yeah, I'm hittin' the road, man, give me a little burro to ride on, you Can have my car, that gas is killin' me) [I'm Headed Your Way, Jose Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com/ ] |
December 7th, 2007 | #2 |
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That's gonna be tough to beat.....
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December 16th, 2007 | #3 |
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Very interesting. Seems like the up-with-mexishit message song is almost obligatory these days, several examples cited in links at "Cuntry" on main page. Haven't heard this one.
Staples of these songs are "hot" Mexican women, senoritas. For every hot mexican woman there are 1000 bowling balls. For every hot mexican woman over 19 there are... there aren't any. |
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