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Special* Joke Thread
* special = your post must be limited to snips n clips you have taken from the internet you find funny. not jokes. not your own words. purely discontexted unintentional humor only, otherwise use the other joke thread you paleonitwit.
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I used to cry when I saw someone eating alone and looking sad in the dining hall because I thought I could imagine how they felt |
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The thing is, a lot of people really do feel in this manner. I suspect Whites on the "left" have a higher degree of this (fervid) imaginary empathy than Whites on the "right." But these latter folks still get hoodwinked on the high points of the program. . .race, jews, et al. The Holohoax relies at its core on this response in its targets. For instance, I think a lot of the anti-death penalty folks--rank & file I mean, not the ringleaders--imagine themselves to be taking the needle, etc, or imagine themselves waiting for execution. Kind of a mental fetish. It's not so much that they're pro-nigger/spic/crime (though that plays, too, at least the first two), it's that they imagine how horrible it truly is, mix in "two wrongs don't make a right" pseudo-philosophy and think up a cause. Same with the sundry environmental stuff. The rank & file greenie. . .many of them actually imagine themselves as whales, etc. . .or even trees. PETA people might be the ultimate example of this mentality run amok. And the cafeteria person. . .I can say with 99.9% certainty that it's a young White woman--even without the Jezebel reference. Just like in these environmental groups it's 90+% White. Probably the same phenomenon in the pro-life movement. It fits the pattern. |
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"White supremacy"
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Has it been mentioned yet that not all men have penises and not all people with penises are men? The conflation of manhood and possession of a penis troubles me, especially on such a site as this.
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I've got a funny one:
From Darius Appleby, and this was meant as a positive.... "Lineage means little to nothing for most Australians."
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On ozzies:
"I always get to hear them saying something silly, I was in Dublin a while ago and 'they' were on the bus and one said to the other one 'why are all the street signs in French and English?' I felt like slapping them."
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Which reminds me of my own encounter with 'them' in Paris:
"So, is there anywhere decent to go around here?"
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we're going for unintentional comedy. the above is intended to be interesting and funny, and is, but this thread is for UNINTENTIONAL comedy. |
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Alright, one more. If however you should decide that they don't belong in here, even though it's not so much the joke itself as it is their unintended 'anti-racist' stupidity, and the way they tell the jokes that's the point, then I won't post anymore such posts in this thread, and will delete these posts.
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Visual hallucies are baaack |
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http://www.finlandforum.org/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=32252
Estonian women and Finnish women! by nidhal » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:24 am Hi guys! Something i don´t understand it about the relation between Finnish and Estonian women! they don´t like each other! i know that some people think that Estonian women steal Finnish men! but what i see it´s not always like that ! i see that Estonian women are more beautiful and better looking then Finnish women! i wonder know some opinions about that! ps: I´m a foreigner live in Finland and i´m not Estonian ----------------------------- Re: Estonian women and Finnish women! by Tiwaz » Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:51 am It's like this... In certain Hanky sense. Finnish women want to be free to get any man they want. Exotic or not. But finnish man is not, in opinion of finnish woman, supposed to mate with anyone but finnish woman. Estonian women are nearby, look good often and so forth. And with little cultural and language barriers they are more easily approached by finnish male. Thus, they are threat to perfect world order of finnish woman by giving finnish men another option. For record, I have dated estonian woman but am happily in relationship with finnish one these days. Even share house mortgage with her. So I have no personal issue at stake.Tiwaz ----------------- ----------------- It's a very interesting thread--a lot of hobbit-like sociological banter. |
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http://forums.gunbroker.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=71494
posted by: groundhog devastation Posted - 08/29/2003 : 08:53:06 AM Being from the "Moonshine Capital of the World"....Franklin Co., VA, I once had to sit through a rather lengthy sermon from an organic chemistry professor at VA TECH extolling all the terrible things about moonshine and the methods used in it's manufacture. At the end of his speech I raised my hand and in front of 150 other people told him, "Sir, You may have a ph.D in chemistry but you don't know s... about making liquor!!" Then I took some of Franklin County's finest to his lab the following Monday and proved to him that done right was a heckuva lot purer than the stuff they bought at the stores that get all the tax money!!!! GHD |
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