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Old October 5th, 2010 #1
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Old October 5th, 2010 #2
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Your boyfriend is a very lucky young man, Breanna! If a woman who even looked like Hillary Clinton but cooked me swastika rolls and used the word nigger openly around me, I would marry her in a flat second.
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Old October 5th, 2010 #3
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Old October 6th, 2010 #4
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...If a woman who even looked like Hillary Clinton but cooked me swastika rolls and used the word nigger openly around me, I would marry her in a flat second.
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What are you talking about Mr KLM? Hillary is a nice looking lady. But I hate the whole clinton family.
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Old October 7th, 2010 #6
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Old October 7th, 2010 #7
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haha, this chicken must be cloned.
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Old October 7th, 2010 #8
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Any ideas for what else I can make? Are there any girls on VNN who like to bake pretty things?
 
Old October 7th, 2010 #9
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They look like starfish who were in a horrible accident. What did you do with Patrick?

 
Old October 7th, 2010 #10
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Just wait till Saturday, Breanna.
 
Old October 9th, 2010 #11
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Perhaps, when she's out of view

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What are you talking about Mr KLM? Hillary is a nice looking lady. But I hate the whole clinton family.
She's pretty homely now, but she was pretty cute in high school.

 
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I think Hillary is way better looking than Chelsea Clinton.
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Old October 9th, 2010 #14
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Any ideas for what else I can make? Are there any girls on VNN who like to bake pretty things?
Try using less dough in each so they aren't so puffy and starfishy looking, lol. You could try cookies (you can make your own cookie cutters whatever shape you want) brownies, soft pretzels, bagels (lol), little cakes. You can get 99 cent disposable aluminum pans that are thin enough to form into any shape you want, so the possibilities are endless!!

edit: just noticed you already said cookies, and I suggested cookies, sorry!

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Old October 9th, 2010 #15
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Shall I show off my cakes then. Made purely by hand none of that fancy fondant stuff posh chef types use. So the lines aren't straight but all in all I was pretty pleased with them. One was for my husbands birthday and one was just cos I got bored one day.







Hanging nigger we done for halloween last year.
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She's pretty homely now, but she was pretty cute in high school...
It tends to be that way for most of us. Likely the other way around for her daughter, though
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Shall I show off my cakes then...
Why not leave certain things to our imagination?
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...Made purely by hand none of that fancy fondant stuff posh chef types use...
Why not bake us a bust of some historical figure, by building it in layers and using icing to construct the skin and hair? This should earn you some positive reps
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Why not bake us a bust of some historical figure, by building it in layers and using icing to construct the skin and hair? This should earn you some positive reps
lol I'm not that fucking fancy mate. The battle flag cake took me like 4 hrs as it is.
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Old October 10th, 2010 #19
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Shall I show off my cakes then. Made purely by hand none of that fancy fondant stuff posh chef types use. So the lines aren't straight but all in all I was pretty pleased with them. One was for my husbands birthday and one was just cos I got bored one day.







Hanging nigger we done for halloween last year.
These are county fair material if I ever saw such a thing. At the very least they should go to a PTA meeting.

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Old October 10th, 2010 #20
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It tends to be that way for most of us. Likely the other way around for her daughter, though
I am reminded of a riddle originally told by John McCain.

Q:Why is Chelsea so ugly?
A:Janet Reno is her father.
 
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