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Old September 26th, 2008 #61
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Shakira is definitely the worst singer ever.
 
Old September 26th, 2008 #62
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Well, here's my contribution:


I was about 13 years old when it became popular. All the girls at school were walking around humming it all the time and it made my skin crawl.

Oh, and here's another:


and another:


Whatever else that big titted whore is good for, SHE CANNOT SING

and for the grand finale:


None of those guys looks like it would weigh more than 110. Aids does that. So 'Stayin Alive' is a question of taking your anti-retrovirus drugs.


GREL

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Old September 27th, 2008 #63
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damn GREL, you're like the Anti-Gay.
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Old September 27th, 2008 #64
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Not the original vocals, but the song is just as homicide inducing.

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Old September 27th, 2008 #65
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Well, here's my contribution:

YouTube - Glen Campbell - Rhinestone Cowboy (Promo Clip)

and another:

YouTube - Dolly Parton - I will always love you

Whatever else that big titted whore is good for, SHE CANNOT SING
Okay, try these instead.


 
Old September 27th, 2008 #66
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Shakira is definitely the worst singer ever.
Her first two albums (in Spanish) are pretty good. When she came to the US she turned into another Britney Spears.
 
Old September 27th, 2008 #67
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The guy in the cubby hole who says "Shakira, Shakira" cracks me up every time.
 
Old September 27th, 2008 #68
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Her first two albums (in Spanish) are pretty good. When she came to the US she turned into another Britney Spears.
Does she sing the same way in her spanish versions?

Her retarded sounding vocal imitation of Jewel makes me want to literally stick my fingers in my ears.
 
Old September 27th, 2008 #69
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Does she sing the same way in her spanish versions?

Her retarded sounding vocal imitation of Jewel makes me want to literally stick my fingers in my ears.
I agree she sucks since she came to the States. Her voice is more natural on the Spanish CD's. Even though I can't understand the lyrics the songs have a lot of feeling and depth in them.
 
Old September 29th, 2008 #70
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How could I have forgotten:

I'm All out of Love - Air Supply (their "air supply" should've been cut off immediately after stuffing this turd in everyone's ear.)
 
Old October 4th, 2008 #71
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How could I have forgotten
Actually if you get really really drunk Air Supply sounds a whole lot better..sheer epicness!

However here's a song that sounds no better after one beer or 29.I was going to post the original by Klaatu but this is better known.

Warning ! Viewing may have laxative or emetic effect.

 
Old October 5th, 2008 #72
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Wink Ain't Der Nuttin' I Kin Take...

...I said DOCTOR!!
http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUG8A8e8KC0
I saidYAH-YAH!!
You're such a silly woman!
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Old October 5th, 2008 #73
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Nothing sucks more than this :




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Old October 5th, 2008 #74
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We Built this City by Jefferson Starship.
 
Old October 5th, 2008 #75
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I really, really wanted to strangle this nigger-loving bastard every time I heard this piece of garbage.



I still do.
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Old October 5th, 2008 #76
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Every single copy of this horrendous piece of maudlin jew-cabaret crap must be destroyed.



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Old October 8th, 2008 #78
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Please make it stop.
 
Old October 9th, 2008 #80
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Thumbs down Old Procol Harum douchebags did a 9-11 song

Oh please, just retire already!!!

 
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