Michael Douglas Got Cancer from Eating Pussy

[Matthaus Hetzenauer]

Originally Posted by General_Lee

I can't say that I blame him. If I was married to Katherine Zeta Jones I know that I would kiss her cootchie too:

With a bumpersticker proudly proclaiming "I snatch kisses and vice versa", need I tell anyone where I stand on the issue? And if old Cat was my main squeeze, hell, I'd never come up for air.

btw -- A week or so ago I read that Douglas has denied that his cancer is due to his habit of chowing down on bearded clams.