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Unless you're a frog. Then time is fun when you're having flies.
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Looking on the bright side, you will at least have the option of sedation for this procedure. For maximization of temporal compression, I recommend the Milk of Amnesia. If they offer you music, I recommend Flight of the Valkyries as long as you are the only one who can hear it. Nothing can be more disruptive than an rhythmically animated gook with a proctoscope in his hands. Last edited by Jimmy Marr; May 5th, 2015 at 01:26 PM. |
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Poor ol' Donnie! If he had any idea what the "golden years" involve he would probably take up Russian Roulette as a hobby.
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You are probably correct. Donnie of Ohio will take it like a man. Simper Fi all the way. Couple of well hopped craft brews afterwards and he will be good to go. Probably even write a review about it.
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Please don't encourage him, we really don't need/want a review
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Yeah, the decades go by quicker and quicker too. As a kid, the 80s took forever, the 90s went by a little faster, the 00s went by really fast, and we're already in the middle of the 10s. As the world becomes less and less fun to live in, some tend to block it out and just go about daily life, making it go by faster and then wondering where the time has gone.
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May 5th, 2015 | #32 | |
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It would be World Class. Donnie don't fuck around when it comes to reviews. He tells it like it is.
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Oh well. I can console myself for the indignities of aging by watching what's left of Western Civilization burn thanks to the muds and joodenbeest. Oh, and Mad Max: Fury Road, which will be more or less a documentary of the near future.
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The wife is an RN. If anyone summits my own personal Mt. Suribachi, it's going to be her. For better or worse, right? I'm a Libertarian when it comes to drugs. Long as it doesn't effect me, it's none of my business what people drug themselves with.
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He deserves the light beer of insults.
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Hey, I woke up this morning thinking about Glenn Miller who called last night, and I realized that he is an exception to the rule described in the opening post. Every time I talk to him he seems to be having the best day of his life.
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No further comments from me on Miller. It is what it is.
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The serving of time is less burdensome to him at this point in his life than it would have been at an earlier stage. |
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"One day you find ten years have gotten behind you, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun." I remember very clearly the first time I heard those words, and they have followed me for over 50 years just as clear now as then. |
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