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Old February 21st, 2019 #1
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Default Tom Linden's 'No-Deal Brexit Survival Course'

For £250, he will teach you how to eat dog food, fight off rioters, rifle people's bins for leftover food, butcher roadkill and make a Cornish heater.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...-a8778421.html
 
Old March 25th, 2019 #2
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It appears Lindenstein is now a remoaner who believes Brexit will lead to Armageddon. You couldn't make this cunt up.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/10...harwood-Linden
 
Old March 29th, 2019 #3
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Is he doing the "How to fail miserably at a canoe trip on the canal" course?
 
Old March 30th, 2019 #4
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Is he doing the "How to fail miserably at a canoe trip on the canal" course?
You mean where he fucked off to the pub, drank the sponsor money that was meant for the BNP and then lied about his caravan being broke into and the money being stolen, along with his clothes and phone charger?

Seriously, who's be so hard up they'd steal Lindenstein's dirty rags?

He's now calls himself a 'survival expert'. The complete dickhead couldn't survive a walk from the cenotaph to Whitehall Gardens without keeling over, causing a massive scene and pretending he was on the brink of death.

The colour of his uniform is the colour of his skin ...He's almost as much a ridiculous character as the babbastabber, VNN's very own Hilda/Rachel/Jen/Naomi/Barbie/AngryOfMayfair, etc.
 
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Lindenstein was full of stories of daring one-man missions that there were never any witnesses to.

One I recall, was the time he infiltrated the UKIP AGM and during the interval when everyone was at the bar he put a BNP leaflet on every seat.

He's completely full of shit.
 
Old April 5th, 2019 #6
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I sponsored him for the canoe trip. Lesson was learned.
 
Old May 30th, 2019 #7
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Default Tom Linden

Where is he now is he still in north Yorkshire.?
 
Old June 23rd, 2019 #8
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For £250, he will teach you how to eat dog food, fight off rioters, rifle people's bins for leftover food, butcher roadkill and make a Cornish heater.
Since I didn't know what a Cornish heater was I looked it up Here for your edification I bring this....

 
Old July 23rd, 2019 #9
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Since I didn't know what a Cornish heater was I looked it up Here for your edification I bring this....

Free Energy Cornish Room Heater heat your house for pennies
Glad I could highlight this very basic survival tip. I thought everyone knew it. Its something we show our kids, in the event of a powercut, dot a few of these around to warm your room up.

Lindenstein would've charged you £250 for that information along with his favourite dogfood/roadkill/rubbish bin recipes.
 
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